💡 TURN DOWN YOUR LIGHTS 💡

(where applicable)

#Monsterdon

And now, a #Monsterdon special

Fish.

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"That looked like Doctor Lombardi to me!"

It might've been, but the shot was so out-of-focus I couldn't tell! #Monsterdon

"Well, what is it?"

It's a beachside cabin, but that's not important right now.

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"Six hundred dollars here."

That's dinner paid for. #Monsterdon

"You're in a deep sleep."

You've been watching The She-Creature (1956). #Monsterdon

"As long as I'm alive, I'll possess you."

Yeah, yeah, it's the 50s. Nothing new. #Monsterdon

"What's it all about?"

Good question, we're 15 minutes in and it's as clear as mud. #Monsterdon

"She comes from the beginning of time, huge and indestructable."

Is she single? 😊 #Monsterdon

"Take a look at that front page"

New petitions against tax!? AGAIN!? #Monsterdon

"I'm a remarkable man."

My pants are full of fish.

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"I command you. Leave your body."

You already have a checked bag, we can't allow a carryon. #Monsterdon

"I'll give you one chance to marry me."

Well, who could resist an offer like that >_> #Monsterdon

Me after a few more months of spiro and estradiol, amirite?

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If this were the end of La Dolce Vita, he could hypnotize a whale carcass

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Madness! Madness, I say!

But seasonally apt.

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Subtitles: suspenseful music

Movie: pratfall

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What's that, boy? Did the movie fall down a well?

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On Lassie, *did* little Timmy ever fall down a well, or is that a "Beam me up again, Sam" kind of situation?

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Whenever Lombardi is not on screen, all the characters should be asking, "Where's Lombardi?".

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Carnivals have groupies?

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"You'll remember nothing."

"... Who are you?"

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ADR: Automated Dog Replacememt

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"They'll swallow it and love it! ... Look at my wife and her friends"

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"She'll be comin' out the ocean when she comes"

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So, what are we thinking: midrange for Doctor Who monster costume?

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OK, movie, the bowtie cannot be a running gag. I refuse to accept the bowtie as a running gag.

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So far in the movie's OK lines:

* big lie
* elegant decay
* honeymoon for three---you, me and a whiskey bottle

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"I shall touch you and soon you will be asleep."

Typical 1956 marriage

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"One of the country's leading exponents of psychic research."

"3"

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"You are going back... further back... come forward, quickly! Now turn left! Parallel park!"

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Pipe-smoking: a key part of controlled laboratory conditions

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"You are now suspended in time and space. I control your horizontal and your vertical."

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"Wonka hides golden ticket in Elizabeth Weatherby book!"

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"A car and a room and a room and a room!"

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Why do I feel like the Bob cocktail joke was written by someone else (like the guy they brought in to funny up the script) or improvised by the actors?

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We are at the point of the movie when I check the progress bar of the movie

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