The Terrible Tale of the Missing Turkey
Returning up the house road one hazy afternoon I was curious about the little orchard walled in on the T junction. I’d only seen it as an olive grove but this day a clementine caught my eye. In we loped, to have a mooch about, off leash, before dinner time. We were all tired and floppy but I was now no longer aware of Raja. I’d noticed his instinct was up, as we approached the house road, but I hadn’t paid the attention due. I missed him, for I’d say no more than 17 seconds, which was all he needed.
Anyway, there I was muttering to myself while trying to peel an unripe clementine when I heard a commotion across the road. ‘Raja.’ I called. ‘Raja!’ Nothing.
At once, the commotion announced itself in my mind as ‘very upset fowl’ and a neurological microsecond later I found myself sprinting, with Chili in toe, shouting Έλα!! for my beautiful killer friend. I was bellowing his name in my deepest, angriest voice even while one of these quite ridiculous, exotic birds (it was enormous) flapped in hysterical protest into a tree above my head.
I swear, I thought of a childhood cartoon by Quentin Blake.
At the neighbours locked gate I spotted Raja. He was in the garden, beneath a tree more suited to first love, ravaging the neck of his fresh prey. Feathers littered the very air.
I yelled from the depths of Hell,
!! RAJA !!
!! Όχι !!
!! Έλα !!
….and come he did, slowly and in deep obeisance, while the blood and adrenaline surged through his exquisite brown frame and quivering to his paws with the thrill of pure mammalian violence.
I had aged considerably by the time he arrived at the gate. His mouth was a mess of stubborn feathers. He coughed and licked and spluttered to no avail, knowing he was in the most awful trouble with his all powerful leader.
I admit that I was experiencing a powerful cocktail of desperate emotions at this point. These included;
Rage, Shock, Horror, Deep Shame and Fear.
We went at once to the house where I left the hounds to immediately return to the scene of the crime.
‘Τι συνέβη?’
The turkey farmer waited at the gate. He seemed confused and cross. We attempted to communicate the events of the past three minutes.
and
‘που έχει?’
He said, again and again. I didn’t understand but described the story with internationally recognised gestures, feeling like Captain Haddock.
‘Kaput?’ he asked, drawing a knife across his throat.
‘No. Όχι. Not kaput. It flew away’ I flapped, in a direction vaguely to the north east.
‘που έχει?’ He asked again.
‘I don’t know what that means. I’m very sorry.’
We walked the walk of shame around this rather idyllic, feathery murder scene, with me practising one of most important words an Englishman needs abroad.
‘Συγνώμη!’
He was very cross but in a now private way that reminded me of displeasing a parent. He called his son and we went on in silence to the turkey enclosure. His son appeared, a gentle, concerned young man, who mediated between the shamed and the wronged.
I was completely devastated, standing there, dressed inexplicably, in my December wardrobe of blue shorts, blue T and near death trainers. I explained that I was very sorry, that it was entirely my responsibility and would of course pay for any damage. The son was gracious but they wanted to know where the ravaged bird had gone. So we looked, forlornly until sunset.
I had to explain all this to my hosts, on their long awaited holiday. I had to pay for the bird. I asked the son what his father liked to drink, as this was Christmas week and likely some unknowing islander would no longer be eating turkey for Christmas lunch.
The next day I bought the father a bottle of whisky and gave him a large banknote. The whiskey was a surprise, but he accepted both it and my apologies and we parted, shaking hands. My kind hosts too, were phlegmatic but agreements regarding Raja’s future stewardship were quickly created.
Bird never found. Presumed dead.
On my last day with them I cried a lot. They came to me in turn then, and through the rest of the day. Our last walk was an epic ramble around Lageri. I told them both how I appreciated them. Dear friends.
As we approached home I saw some Joe Frazier in Chili, and an unmistakable Fred Astaire in Raja.
On our last night I realised that Chili has eyebrows like Nikita Khrushchev, and that I am completely in love with Raja.
There are ‘lasts’ all through life. Why are those that involve animals we love so very, very painful?
📝 Servidores do INSS denunciam fraudes que datam do governo Temer, revelando um cenário alarmante que afeta milhões de brasileiros. O que está sendo feito para combater essa corrupção? Descubra todos os detalhes e entenda como isso impacta você! Não fique de fora dessa discussão crucial. Clique no link e se informe!
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Brasília — InkDesign News — Servidores do Instituto Nacional do Seguro Social (INSS) denunciaram fraudes bilionárias no órgão ainda em 2016, antes do escândalo tornar-se público em 2025. As denúnciasTiago F Santiago (INK|DESIGN NEWS)
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Recours citoyen de la Goutte d’eau sur l’eau potable en Guadeloupe : les plaignant-e-s demandent l’ouverture
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#Musk's AI chatbot is racist? I'm not surprised at all. If you must use AI please avoid this one, it's an obvious tool designed to spread right wing rhetoric and propaganda. This chat-bot sounds like the drunk uncle nobody wanted and just as unhinged
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Elon Musk’s AI chatbot Grok brings up South African ‘white genocide’ claims in responses to unrelated questions
Grok, the AI chatbot created by Elon Musk’s X.AI and integrated into the X social media platform, has in recent days begun responding to users with information about violence against white people in South Africa, doing so without any related prompts …Ben Goggin (NBC News)
Extremely petty whine:
The standard package manager for JavaScript is npm.
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💡 Use the right package manager. Contribute to antfu-collective/ni development by creating an account on GitHub.GitHub
Nearly half a million Palestinians are facing possible #starvation, while 1 million others can barely get enough food, according to findings by the Integrated Food Security Phase Classification, a leading international authority on the severity of #hunger crises.
#Gaza
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Intense wave of Israeli airstrikes across Gaza kills at least 80
Violence in Palestinian territory higher than for several weeks as Donald Trump winds up Middle East visitJason Burke (The Guardian)
Monitor gamer AOC 24" 100Hz muito barato e em 12x sem juros
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The Nakba is the annual commemoration on May 15 of the ongoing expulsion of Palestinians from their traditional lands. #palestine
As Israeli attacks intensify upsurge in Gaza support focuses on Nakba commemorations - rabble.ca
Allies gathered in Vancouver earlier this week to recognize the 77th anniversary of the Nakba.John Price (rabble)
Gabbard fires 2 top intelligence officials, changes who preps Trump’s daily brief
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Gabbard fires 2 top intelligence officials, changes who preps Trump's daily brief
The firings, which were first reported by Fox News Digital, follow the release of a declassified memo from the National Intelligence Council that found no coordination between Venezuela's government and the Tren de Aragua gang.PBS News
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La cobertura d'internet mòbil a dins de l'estació de tren més nova de Barcelona és més aviat justeta. Confio que les telcos estiguin esperant el final de les obres per activar a ple rendiment els emplaçaments definitius de la zona.
"Ukraine will receive all 6 promised F-16 fighter jets from Norway by the end of 2025,"
- Defense Minister Sandvik
Some have already been delivered, though details remain classified for security reasons. Deliveries are proceeding on schedule.
#AureFreePress #News #press #headline #Ukraine #Russia #Putin #EU #NATO
“Trump is the most brazenly corrupt national politician in modern times...and he’s not hiding it.” —says Dallek.
From slapping tariffs on allies to threatening Canada as the 51st state, Trump 2.0 is all shock & awe—now using his office to sell meme coins & crypto. nytimes.com/2025/05/13/opinion… #press
CATL’s Mega Listing Is the Talk of the Town in Hong Kong
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Garmin announces new Forerunner watches with splashy colors and running metrics
Garmin announced the $749.99 Forerunner 970 and the $549.99 Forerunner 570 with bolder colors, mics and speakers, and several new running and triathlon features.Victoria Song (The Verge)
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Communiqué commun LDH, La Maison des potes, MRAP, SOS Racisme Le meurtre de Djamel Bendjaballah est un crime raciste !communication (LDH)
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"Le secrétaire général adjoint aux affaires humanitaires de l'ONU, Tom Fletcher, accuse Israël d'affamer intentionnellement la bande de Gaza et reproche au reste du monde de ne pas l'avoir arrêté. Le responsable des affaires humanitaires de l'ONU est monté au créneau mardi devant le
Il sera trop tard pour parler de génocide... De quelles preuves avez-vous encore besoin ?
Le secrétaire général adjoint aux affaires humanitaires de l'ONU, Tom Fletcher, accuse Israël d'affamer intentionnellement la bande de Gaza et reproche au reste du monde de ne pas l'avoir arrêté. Le responsable des affaires humanitaires de (…)Le Grand Soir
You can see right through Audio-Technica’s new transparent turntable
Audio-Technica’s new AT-LPA2 turntable is made from high-density transparent acrylic making it stand out while disappearing into a room’s decor.Andrew Liszewski (The Verge)
The Hottest Topic at This Year's Pornhub Awards? Censorship
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This episode of the Culture Sex Relationships podcast is me staring out of the window, smoking, pacing my flat, before opening up my laptop and asking myself 'I couldn't help but wonder: can 'faking it' be considered a Deleuzo-Guattarian becoming?'
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I couldn't help but wonder - Faking It
I couldn’t help but wonder While women are certainly no strangers to faking it... ...we faked our hair color, cup-size. Hell, we've even faked fur. I couldn't help but wonder, has fear of being alSoundCloud
Bloomberg Tech: iPhone Production, OpenAI Earnings
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Yet another #recall
"Pharmaceutical company AvKare has issued a voluntary recall on several of its over-the-counter products for dry and irritated eyes, citing regulatory "deviations" identified during an audit by FDA...
The five recalled products include lubricant eye drops and eye gels, which consumers should immediately cease using, AvKare warned. The items affected were shipped May 26, 2023 through April 21, 2025" npr.org/2025/05/15/g-s1-66631/…
Tarrodi, Muhly with McVinnie and Ravel from Copenhagen - Schedule // - www.worldconcerthall.com
James McVinnie, organ, and the Danish National Symphony Orchestra conducted by Pekka Kuusisto play: Andrea TARRODI: Camelopardi. Nico MUHLY: Register, Organ Concerto. RAVEL: Ma mère l'Oye. Live....www.worldconcerthall.com
"Moscow sent a "second echelon" delegation to the talks, so the US does not expect significant progress,"
- Marco Rubio
But he also said that the US White House hopes that Russia will agree to a "comprehensive ceasefire" in Ukraine Friday.
#AureFreePress #News #press #headline #Ukraine #Russia #Putin #EU #NATO
L'amministrazione Trump ha puntato sui paesi africani. L'obiettivo: procurare affari a Elon Musk.
- "Massima pressione": il Dipartimento di Stato ha condotto una campagna durata mesi per spingere un piccolo paese africano ad aiutare la società di internet satellitare di Musk, come dimostrano registrazioni e interviste.
- "Ram This Through": lavorando a stretto contatto con i dirigenti di Starlink, il governo degli Stati Uniti ha compiuto uno sforzo globale per aiutare Musk a espandere l'impero commerciale nei paesi in via di sviluppo.
- “Capitalismo clientelare”: i diplomatici hanno affermato che gli eventi hanno rappresentato un preoccupante allontanamento dalla prassi standard, sia per le tattiche impiegate, sia per la persona che ne avrebbe tratto i maggiori benefici.
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Chapada Diamantina - Gruta Azul - 2015
#brazil #brasil #bahia #landscape #landscapephotography #cave #cavern #nature #trekking #photography #amateurphotography #canonphotography #canon
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Rare Koala Absolute Fuck Machine
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Rare Koala Absolute Fuck Machine
A rare koala discovered at the San Diego Zoo defied its species' reputation for being sedentary and lethargic and became an uncontrollable fuck machine.Doug Kolic (The Hard Times)
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"MSF released a report covering the challenges that the worldwide response to malaria, HIV, and tuberculosis may face if the Global Fund's upcoming replenishment conference is insufficient."
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I pickup elettrici Ram 1500 REV e Ramcharger di Stellantis arriveranno rispettivamente nel 2026 e 2027, dopo ulteriori ritardi e investimenti.
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Posticipato lancio dei pickup elettrici Ram 1500 REV e Ramcharger
I pickup elettrici Ram 1500 REV e Ramcharger di Stellantis arriveranno rispettivamente nel 2026 e 2027, dopo ulteriori ritardi.Simone Fiderlisi (Motori.it)
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A sweeping ProPublica report reveals the U.S. State Department is interfering with foreign countries on behalf of Elon Musk.
Officials in both Washington and Gambia have aggressively pushed for the West African country to approve a license for Starlink—owned and operated by SpaceX, of which Musk owns a $150B stake.
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Musk Used State Department to Force Another Country to Get Starlink
Elon Musk is turning the U.S. government into his personal P.R. firm.The New Republic
Comic: "Friends" from ROONIE THE RABBIT
RABBIT: We've been friends a long time. SQUIRREL: Yeah. SQUIRREL: Yeah. SQUIRREL: Why is that? SQUIRREL: Why is that?rooniecomics.com
Everything from car washes to razor blades is now sold on monthly memberships that investors have gotten hooked on. With consumers cutting back, that model looks threatened.
En ole Viisujen suhteen seurannut juuri kotimaista mediaa, joten en tiedä, onko ollut enemmänkin kirjoituksia, joissa kritisoidaan #EBU:a siitä, että #Israel saa osallistua. Seura vähän hillitymmin,, Forssan Sanomat suorasanaisemmin.
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Enkä myöskään muista, kritisoiko suomalainen #media EBU:a tästä viime vuonna, kun seurasin silloin vielä vähemmän.
#Euroviisut #Viisut #Gaza #Palestiina #palestiinalaiset #kansanmurha #sota #kaksinaismoralismi
Miksi Israel on yhä Euroviisuissa?
Israel on yhä Euroviisuissa, mutta olisiko aika antaa politikoinnin sijaan tilaa musiikille ja päivittää Euroviisujen sääntöjä?Elina Kirssi (Seura)
labottegadelbarbieri.org/furun… Benigno Moi May 15, 2025 at 07:17PM
Nakba survivor says Israeli ‘brutality’ worse than 77 years ago | Israel-Palestine conflict | Al Jazeera
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#Palestine #Gaza #Israel
@palestine
Nakba survivor says Israeli ‘brutality’ worse than 77 years ago
Israel’s ‘brutality’ has displaced 85-year-old Nakba survivor Mohammed once again, but he says this time it’s worse.Al Jazeera
Das Bild zeigt eine alte, weiß bemalte Holztür, die teilweise abblättert und ein Zeichen von Alter und Verfall aufweist. Die Tür steht leicht geöffnet und lehnt an einer Wand, an der sich ein Birkenstamm festhält. Auf der Tür hängt ein grobes Seil, das sich in der Luft windet. Neben der Tür steht ein kleiner, transparenter Glasvase mit einer Blumenarrangement aus leuchtend roten Tulpen, die einen starken Kontrast zur monochromen Umgebung bilden. Die Tulpen sind frisch und lebendig, was die Szene mit einem Hauch von Frühling und Wärme erfüllt. Im Hintergrund sind hölzerne Palleten zu sehen, auf denen ein weißer Apfel und ein Terrakotta-Topf stehen. Der Boden besteht aus gepflasterten Steinen, die die Szene mit einem rustikalen Charme ausstatten.
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“(Un)fairness in Eurovision”, panel all'Università di Basilea: social, fan tossici e piccoli Stati. Le rivelazioni di Gunvor, Alessandro Capicchioni e Alan Tubery.
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“(Un)fairness in Eurovision”, panel all'Università: canzoni bandite, fan tossici e piccoli stati
“(Un)fairness in Eurovision”, panel all'Università: social, fan tossici e piccoli stati. Rivelazioni di Gunvor, Alessandro Capicchioni e Alan TuberyEmanuele Lombardini (Eurofestival News)
YouTube launches a weekly top podcast shows chart, tracking podcasts in the US and updated every Wednesday; The Joe Rogan Experience currently tops the chart (Zach Vallese/CNBC)
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YouTube launches weekly top podcast list to rival Spotify and Apple
Podcasts like "The Joe Rogan Experience," "Kill Tony" and "Rotten Mango" currently top the YouTube chart.Zach Vallese (CNBC)
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We've had a few iOS updates in the last few Android Progress Reports, but with more substantial iOS news, it's time for a name change! So here's the shiny, new(ish) Mobile Progress Report! ✨
Last month, we published our initial iOS repository, made plans for Testflight and laid out our intended initial features. We also discuss initial release engineering and localization decisions. For the Android app, we made a LOT of fixes. 🔧
#Thunderbird #iOS #Android #Email
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Thunderbird for Mobile April 2025 Progress Report - The Thunderbird Blog
Last month, our growing team was working on Thunderbird for iOS (Testflight preparations and workflow decisions) and Android (lots of fixes).Philipp Kewisch (The Thunderbird Blog)
Thunderbird for Android / K-9 Mail
Thunderbird for Android / K-9 Mail is being translated into 66 languages using Weblate. Join the translation or start translating your own project.Hosted Weblate
Thunderbird for Android / K-9 Mail/legacy-ui-legacy — Chinese (Simplified Han script)
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这是因为单复数的问题,通常情况下简体中文翻译不需要单复数格式,但某些情况下原文的单复数存在不对应的情况
“Do you really want to move this message to the spam folder?” 对应 %1$d 为 1,可以得知这是在移动单封邮件下的弹出窗口消息,而使用的是翻译给出的复数格式
另一种办法是修改原文,将单复数格式对应字符串给分开,当然这个无法在 weblate 上操作
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“Larva of Tenthredo Marginella”
This is not a caterpillar, but a larva of Tenthredo Marginella, which will become a wasp-like flying insect after molting.
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