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The image features a text excerpt with a pink square highlighting the word "WHEN." The text reads: "WHEN you send food back to the kitchen, you’re basically saying ‘Can I have the chef rub his genitals over this please?’ And I should know, as I was head chef at a countryside pub for two-and-a-half years until they installed CCTV." The name "Peter Crompton, Sunderland" is displayed at the bottom. The text is presented in a black font on a white background, with the highlighted word in a larger font size.

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too late. We already lost it. At this point the question is if we actually are serious about taking it back. So far, I am not seeing it. Partially because people do not want to see the size of the risk (too scary) and partially because people really do not want to accept the size of the work needed.

It needs a change of policy and view.

gov.uk/government/news/defence…

Truth. We are probably not serious about taking back our digital sovereignty at the moment. You know how it is. Bureaucracies gonna' bureaucrate. I.E.: find the lowest bidder, or someone who takes them out to dinner, or someone who is willing to train their staff on proprietary systems. Or all three. If I see anyone trying to steer the ship toward the right direction I will point them in the direction of Hubert's manifesto.

My money, for where that leadership comes from if & when we see it, is on #Norway or #Finland, but I'm just guessing.

#infrastructure #AWS #geopolitics #defenceProcurement #infoSec #europe

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The image features a religious icon, likely of the Virgin Mary with the Christ Child, set within a dark wooden frame. The icon is adorned with intricate silver detailing and a richly patterned background. The central figures are depicted in a traditional style, with the Virgin Mary holding the Christ Child close to her chest. The icon's surface is highly reflective, suggesting a metallic finish. The text at the top of the image reads, "Once you see Cookie Monster, you can't unsee it." This text is juxtaposed with the icon, creating a humorous contrast between the sacred imagery and the reference to the popular children's character.

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The image features a religious icon, likely of the Virgin Mary and the Christ Child, set within a dark wooden frame. The icon is adorned with intricate silver detailing and a blue headpiece, with the child nestled against the mother's shoulder. The background is a rich, ornate pattern, possibly a wall or paneling, with a dark blue banner at the top containing white text that reads, "Once you see Cookie Monster, you can't unsee it." The text is a humorous juxtaposition, suggesting that the iconic image of the Cookie Monster is so memorable that it becomes impossible to unsee.

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The image features a religious icon, likely of the Virgin Mary with the Christ Child, set within a dark wooden frame. The icon is adorned with intricate silver detailing and a richly patterned background. The central figures are depicted in a traditional style, with the Virgin Mary holding the Christ Child close to her chest. The icon's surface is highly reflective, suggesting a metallic finish. The text at the top of the image reads, "Once you see Cookie Monster, you can't unsee it." This text is juxtaposed with the icon, creating a humorous contrast between the sacred imagery and the reference to the popular children's character.

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The image features a religious icon, likely of the Virgin Mary with the Christ Child, set within a dark wooden frame. The icon is adorned with intricate silver detailing and a richly patterned background. The central figures are depicted in a traditional style, with the Virgin Mary holding the Christ Child close to her chest. The icon's surface is highly reflective, suggesting a metallic finish. The text at the top of the image reads, "Once you see Cookie Monster, you can't unsee it." This text is juxtaposed with the icon, creating a humorous contrast between the sacred imagery and the reference to the popular children's character.

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The image shows three children standing on a paved path in a park-like setting with green grass and trees in the background. The child on the left is wearing a blue cap, a blue shirt, and red shorts with anchor patterns, holding a fish in front of their face. The middle child is wearing a Spider-Man themed cap, a long-sleeved shirt with a shark graphic and the text "BEWARE OF SHARKS," and blue shorts with a palm tree pattern, also holding a fish in front of their face. The child on the right is wearing a black cap, a black shirt with a green design, and multicolored shorts, holding a fish in their mouth. Above the children, the text reads "Every family has one."

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The image shows three children standing on a paved path in a park-like setting with green grass and trees in the background. The child on the left is wearing a blue cap, a blue shirt, and red shorts with anchor patterns, holding a fish in front of their face. The middle child is wearing a Spider-Man headband, a long-sleeve shirt with a shark graphic and the text "BEWARE SHARKS," and blue shorts with a wave pattern, also holding a fish in front of their face. The child on the right is wearing a black cap, a black shirt, and colorful shorts, with a fish held in front of their face. The text "Every family has one." is overlaid at the top of the image.

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Spreadsheets have one good location in a process: at the top.

They can be directly used as database clients, to good effect.

The Macro-laden sheets I passed around mainly had a "refresh" button, so they didn't have to know to right-click on the pivot table report and pick "refresh" from the database.

On rare occasions, they could also be used to put something into a database, as long as it was manually confirmed for every record.

They can have huge roles in NON-automated updates.

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The image shows three children standing on a paved path in a park-like setting with green grass and trees in the background. The child on the left is wearing a blue cap, a blue shirt, and red shorts with anchor patterns, holding a fish in front of their face. The middle child is wearing a Spider-Man themed cap, a long-sleeved shirt with a shark graphic and the text "BEWARE OF SHARKS," and blue shorts with a palm tree pattern, also holding a fish in front of their face. The child on the right is wearing a black cap, a black shirt with a green design, and multicolored shorts, holding a fish in their mouth. Above the children, the text reads "Every family has one."

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