PORTLAND — A HOWLING GUTSHOT IN THE AMERICAN DREAM
The nightmare circus has rolled into town. Trump, bloated like a syphilitic walrus, has vomited the National Guard onto Portland, a pack of terrified young conscripts in Kevlar, sweating under stadium lights, ordered to put down a rebellion that looks more like a craft fair gone sideways.
This is not war, it is theater of the damned. Camouflage-clad children are herded into the Pearl District like extras in a Stanley Kubrick snuff film, barking at skateboarders, tear-gassing vegans, and glaring at street musicians in the name of “law and order.” You can feel the psychic sewage seeping from every Humvee parked outside Powell’s Books, where nervous troopers guard the Poetry section, the shelves of battered Vonnegut, and the dusty aisles of forgotten Ginsberg like they hold the nuclear launch codes.
The streets run with tear gas and espresso. The air is thick with the smell of sage, marijuana, and unwashed dreadlocks, a psychedelic soup that twists the mind into knots. Somewhere near the Japanese Garden, I swear I saw Whiskey Pete himself, a National Guard colonel with a flask for a soul, staggering through the cherry blossoms, bellowing about Antifa sleeper cells hiding in the koi pond. They dragged him away in cuffs, muttering, “The noodles are coming, the noodles are coming,” as if his brain had finally dissolved into marinara.
This is the great American swan dive into fascist burlesque. Stormtroopers gas baristas, Humvees menace food carts, and commanders hallucinate enemies in every mural, bike lane, and streetcar stop. Above it all, the pumpkin-faced Pharaoh grins from his Florida bunker, a bloated psychic tumor wired directly into the national bloodstream, screaming “LAW AND ORDER” while he marinates in Diet Coke, cheeseburgers, and dementia.
Make no mistake, this is not about order. This is the fever-dream paranoia of a dying empire, a last wheeze of control before the whole goddamn circus tent collapses. They are not here to keep peace, they are here to remind you who holds the leash, who has the guns, and who is willing to use them on citizens that dare to laugh in their faces.
And yet Portland, stubborn, stoned, and unbent, fights on. It lobs kombucha bottles at armored trucks, knits balaclavas out of hemp, and smirks through the gas clouds. The Guard can fire their rubber bullets, Trump can howl into his dying microphone, and the frightened country can watch in horror, but this city will not bend. It will dance in the smoke, light candles at the riot lines, and spray-paint “FUCK YOUR PARADE” on armored personnel carriers until the last Humvee sputters out of gas and the last Guardsman begs for oat milk.
I stood on Burnside last night, vision swimming from the fumes, and thought: this is the America we deserve. A rotting carnival of paranoia, fear, and idiocy, gassing its own citizens while a reality-TV strongman giggles into his Big Mac. The dream is over, the nightmare is real, and all that remains is the laughter, bitter, ragged, and unholy.
God help us. The circus is in town, and the clowns carry live ammo.
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CBS News, under Bari Weiss—currently Free Press editor and CEO—could look radically different. But research suggests that viewers might not care, because many in the public already assume that media companies are pandering to audiences for profit.
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A Bari Weiss-led CBS News would likely look different, but how the public feels about it might not change
The public’s relationship with news is defined more by its skepticism of the profession than by its impressions of journalists or media outlets.The Conversation
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But Kubrick was a perfectionist, so he insisted that they shoot on location.
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Portland, Oregon, this 27th day of September, Anno Domini 2025
My Dearest Constance,
The situation grows ever more dire. The President’s National Guard has occupied our noble city, though they seem more disoriented than fearsome. Many are still searching for “the good coffee place,” having mistaken Dutch Bros for a proper café. I fear morale on both sides wanes.
Skirmishes break out nightly at the Trader Joe’s parking lot, where civilians hurl organic cage-free eggs with remarkable accuracy. The Guard responds with rubber bullets, though most bounce harmlessly off reusable tote bags. Our casualties thus far consist of one twisted ankle and several deeply bruised egos.
Food is scarce. Only last night we split a single gluten-free donut five ways. Sergeant McDougall insisted he detected “notes of cardamom and despair.” Still, we endure. Some of the men speak fondly of the Before Times, when one could order brunch without being frisked for Molotovs.
The Guard has fortified Voodoo Doughnut as their stronghold. The pink boxes serve as sandbags, and the neon sign burns defiantly in the smoky night sky like some terrible star of Babylon. We attempted a charge but were repelled by sprinkles and frosting.
And yet, in all this turmoil, thoughts of you sustain me. Should I survive the Siege of Powell’s Books — now declared “high-value infrastructure” by the generals — I shall return with treasures untold: perhaps even a tote bag unstained by tear gas.
Pray for me, dear Constance, for if the Wi-Fi does not return soon, I fear civilization itself may collapse. Until then, I remain,
Yours in eternal irony,
Capt. Jonathan W. Abernathy, 4th Regiment of Stumptown Volunteers
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Portland, Oregon, this 27th day of September, Anno Domini 2025
My Dearest Libby,
At last, the great clash has come — the Battle of Powell’s Books. I scarcely have strength to write, for the struggle was long, and the aroma of scorched pages still hangs heavy upon the air.
The National Guard descended upon the hallowed aisles at dawn, mistaking the Orange Room for an enemy stronghold. They marched in formation past the shelves of Science Fiction, their boots echoing upon the concrete floor like the drums of war. Brave citizens, armed only with tote bags and loyalty cards, stood their ground. A volley of tear gas was answered by a withering hail of remaindered hardcovers. Many a Guardsman was struck down by a clearance-priced copy of Eat, Pray, Love.
I myself was stationed at the Poetry Section. When the call to arms was sounded, we tore the dust jackets from rare volumes to fashion shields. One poor lad fell clutching a first edition of Vonnegut, whispering with his last breath, “So it goes.”
The carnage was indescribable. The Travel Section lies in ruins; the Graphic Novels scattered like leaves in the wind. Yet still the banner of Stumptown Volunteers flies above the checkout counter, defiantly taped to the plexiglass sneeze guard.
Libby, though our cause is just, I fear we cannot hold Powell’s forever. The Guard has entrenched themselves near the Espresso Book Machine, and whispers spread that they plan to conscript the baristas into service. Should they seize the Rare Book Room, I tremble for the fate of democracy itself.
Pray for us, my beloved. If Providence grants me safe return, I shall bring you spoils of war — perhaps even a dog-eared paperback of The Great Gatsby, still reeking of smoke and revolution.
Until then, I remain,
Yours in steadfast devotion,
Capt. Jonathan W. Abernathy, 4th Regiment of Stumptown
Francesca Albanese invita i 'compagni' alla mobilitazione, critica le ONG ed esalta la Flotilla
*Francesca Albanese calls on her comrades to mobilize, criticizes NGOs, and praises the Flotilla.
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Turns out every party in Stormont* is united in hating the idea of a UK digital ID card! For very different reasons, admittedly, but hey! The unionists and nationalists agree on something! Also my MP gets a quote in this article, nice to hear from Sorcha.
*well, the article doesn't mention the TUV, so I suppose they were only talking about actual grown-up political parties for adults
Dove vedere la finale del mondiale maschile di pallavolo fra Italia e Bulgaria e perché non dovete perderla
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Dove vedere la finale del mondiale maschile di pallavolo fra Italia e Bulgaria e perché non dovete perderla
La squadra di De Giorgi ha battuto i campioni d'Europa della Polonia in semifinale per tre set a zero. Alle 12 e 30 di domenica la sfida per il titoloChiara Pizzimenti (Vanity Fair Italia)
Das Bild zeigt eine klare, fließende Bucht in einer bergigen Landschaft. Im Vordergrund ist das Wasser so klar, dass man die Sandstruktur am Grund sehen kann, die von sanften Wellenformen geprägt ist. Der Fluss schlängelt sich durch eine natürliche Umgebung, mit Felsen und Steinen auf beiden Ufern. Im Hintergrund erheben sich bewaldete Hügel und Berge, die von einem klaren, blauen Himmel überragt werden. Die Bäume an den Ufern zeigen Anzeichen von Herbst, mit gelben und grünen Blättern. Die Szene vermittelt eine ruhige und natürliche Atmosphäre, die die Schönheit der Natur hervorhebt.
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Professore detenuto da agosto in Albania, la sindaca di San Severo scrive a Mattarella: «La nostra città confida nel suo intervento»
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Professore detenuto da agosto in Albania, la sindaca di San Severo scrive a Mattarella: «La nostra città confida nel suo intervento»
La sindaca del paese natale di Michele D’Angelo ha chiesto al presidente della Repubblica di intervenire per favorire la scarcerazione e il rimpatrio del docente, fermato dopo un incidente stradale avvenuto l’8 agosto nei pressi di FierUgo Milano (Open)
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Das Bild zeigt eine idyllische Naturlandschaft mit einem klaren, türkisfarbenen Fluss, der durch eine steinige Böschung fließt. Der Fluss ist von großen, weißen Felsen gesäumt, die teilweise von Moos bedeckt sind. Auf der linken Seite des Flusses befindet sich ein dichter Wald mit hohen Bäumen, die in einem lebendigen Grün leuchten. Im Hintergrund sind bewaldete Hügel oder Berge zu sehen, die von einem blauen Himmel mit ein paar weißen Wolken umgeben sind. Im Vordergrund des Bildes sind die Füße eines Menschen zu sehen, die in dunkelblaue Wanderschuhe mit dunkelgrauen Schnürsenkeln stecken. Die Person sitzt auf einem Felsen am Flussufer und genießt die Aussicht. Die Szene vermittelt ein Gefühl von Ruhe und Abgeschiedenheit inmitten der Natur.
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This video gives people a better understanding of the Palestinian people.
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Confira o final explicado da 3ª temporada de Alice in Borderland! Arisu e Usagi sobrevivem?
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Judge Smacks Down Trump’s Attempt to Hold States’ Disaster Aid Hostage
A federal judge has ruled that Trump’s move is brazenly unconstitutional and illegal.The New Republic
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Who Invented Heavy Metal Music?: A Search for Origins
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Who Invented Heavy Metal Music?: A Search for Origins
Where exactly did “heavy metal” start?Ted Mills (Openculture.com)
Day 12 since Tunis, 28 days since Barcelona.
Global Sumud Flotilla said goodbye to brave comrades in Crete after days of repairs under Greek coast guard watch.
While Flotilla prepare for the final 4–5 days at sea, friends across world keep up the pressure for Palestine and the flotilla.
The last leg begins now.
Master Nipper is getting his spook on, and contemplating a ride on his new broomstick @freetobeme
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Totally agree with Cory. Today’s “AI” may or may not be useful to you or your company, but there is no way that it is financially sustainable. And giving the sheer outrageous magnitude of money involved, when the crash comes — and it will — it will likely be worse than any other crash we’ve ever seen.
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Having barely survived the fiber fiasco/dot com catastrophe I cannot understand how tech grifters can continue to thrive...
Oh wait.
imagine what it will feel like for people to back out of these projects without support. To reverse or reroute code. To shut down a service in an emergency request. To watch their work die.
Now imagine the sheer morale hit and mistrust that comes from it.
Yes , he tried LA, Chicago, and now Portland.
Same tune. Same impotent reaction. Same "Federal Government Illegally occupying a US city."
He's failing.
@mastodonmigration Two reasons Trump is doing this:
- Trump looks tough to his remaining followers so maybe they stop asking about those pesky Epstein Files - 4 out of 5 MAGA want the files released
- Someone in Portland is going to start some shit, and that will let Trump further claim that he's saving Portland
I don't know who's going to start it. ICE will certainly provoke things. Maybe someone anti-ICE. Maybe someone pro-ICE will fight with the anti-ICE. Maybe a Boogaloo Boy will just start shooting.
All I know is that I'm going to plan my road trip far far from I-5.
We will see, but kind of doubt it. Maybe, like LA there will be a few days of overreaction to some mostly peaceful protests, but there is nothing for the military to do in Portland. They will show up with a lot of fanfare. Hang around for a while. Then leave. Militaries fight. There is no one to fight in Portland.
Inter, è la notte di Pio. Il papà in tribuna a Cagliari: "Una gioia pazzesca"
https://www.gazzetta.it/Calcio/Serie-A/Inter/28-09-2025/inter-la-notte-di-pio-esposito-a-cagliari.shtml?utm_source=flipboard&utm_medium=activitypub
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Inter, è la notte di Pio. Il papà in tribuna a Cagliari: "Una gioia pazzesca"
I Il talento nerazzurro si sblocca in A e abbraccia il fratello Sebastiano, rivale in campo con la maglia del Cagliari, con quasi tutta la famiglia in tribunaFilippo Conticello (La Gazzetta dello Sport)
Reflections on the Union Canal, viewed from the Leamington Lift Bridge, as the autumn sun was declining in the evening sky flickr.com/photos/woolamaloo_g…
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Union Canal, Autumn Evening 04
The view from the Leamington Lift Bridge (see earlier pic), looking ast modern townhouses by the water, just as a perfect autumn afternoon was turning into early evening, sun moving ever westward and declining quickly, barely above the buildings.Flickr
Four Power Plants For $25 Billion: Iran Reveals Details Of Nuclear Deal With Russia
Iran’s state TV on September 26 revealed that the memorandum of understanding and cooperation signed recently with Russia’s nuclear cooperation,......Anonymous1199 (South Front)
Sono pronto a litigare con chiunque neghi che ogni azione è lecita di fronte ad un genocidio in corso.
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@jones dico che se qualcuno sente di fare qualcosa, qualsiasi cosa, di fronte ad un genocidio, chi siamo noi per giudicare?
Se degli stati con i loro eserciti decidessero di dichiarare guerra a Israele per fermare l'assedio e il genocidio non sarei contrario, certo che no, ma sappiamo entrambi che è un'ipotesi remota ormai.
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Errate mithilfe von 4 historischen Ereignissen das gesuchte Jahr. Ein von Wordle und Geschichten aus der Geschichte inspiriertes Spiel.www.pastpuzzle.de
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Stella Jean's Milan runway features artisans from Bhutan and an appeal to preserve craftsmanship
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Wanted war criminal addressing his supporters in the international community.
#israel #australia #palestine #peace #icc #icc4israel #SanctionIsrael #unitednations #auspol
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Q&A with Oura CEO Tom Hale on why many CEOs love its rings, competition from Apple, and more; Oura sold 2.5M rings in 2024 and expects $1B revenue in 2025 (Jordyn Holman/New York Times)
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Q&A with Oura CEO Tom Hale on why many CEOs love its rings, competition from Apple, and more; Oura sold 2.5M rings in 2024 and expects $1B revenue in 2025
By Jordyn Holman / New York Times. View the full context on Techmeme.Techmeme
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They are all liars. They all rode the Lolita Express to Jeffrey Epstein's Rape Club.
Somebody in government needs to do their damned job. This is treason in plain sight. I'm sick of the 2-party system that did this to us.
They all rode the bodies of children for perverted sexual pleasure, forming a cult of fear that they'd be exposed. This is the great American political system. It's rapists covering for other rapists in fear of blackmail by billionaire pimps who are also rapists, all leering at children.
They've been raping kids as they stole our money. Every powerful politician on the planet joined Rape Club, and Rape Club loves fossil fuels and war. Adores them. They'd be blackmailed if the didn't.
PROVE ME WRONG! RELEASE THE COMPLETE AND UNREDACTED EPSTEIN FILES, YOU FILTHY, DISGUSTING RAPISTS!
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They really dont because they aren't gonna use them anyway. Think people still running windows 8. The updates can come by bringing the device to an update event where we install a new guix system image we've crafted from tested versions.
Flatpak for browser updates is already better than what they've got.
"Franz Müntefering erzählt, wie er 2005 Merkel und Stoiber austrickste ..."
Vielleicht die Ursache, warum Deutschland/Europa in dem Schlamassel setckt, in dem es steckt!
Intrigen! Nicht dem Wohle des Staates oder Volkes! Und da wundert man sich in Politikkreisen über Politikverdrossenheit und hohe AfD-Werte!
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Ehemaliger Vizekanzler: Franz Müntefering erzählt, wie er 2005 Merkel und Stoiber austrickste
Auch als Politrentner mischt Franz Müntefering noch mit. In einem Interview erinnert sich der frühere SPD-Chef daran, wie er und Gerhard Schröder die Union nach der Wahl 2005 über den Tisch gezogen haben.DER SPIEGEL
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Native Americans condemn Pentagon move to preserve Wounded Knee medals
The Battle of Wounded Knee, also known as the Wounded Knee Massacre, took place in South Dakota in 1890.News Agencies (Al Jazeera)
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"God help us. The circus is in town, and the clowns carry live ammo."
thank you from a fellow #PNW dweller.
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