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Hai più di sessant’anni e alla mattina ti alzi piena di dolori?
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Alzati al pomeriggio.

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Non ti sei alzata? E stamattina al bar il tuo cornetto alla Nutella me lo sono pappato io, eccomi mentre mi accingo a richiederlo 🤭
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@panormus 😂 ahhh nooo!! Domani me ne porti due!! 😁
Comunque vedo che sei in forma! 😂
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@ALFA ottima idea 🤭


Quand la confiance aveugle dans l'#IA met des vies en danger : des policiers armés menottent un lycéen après qu'une IA a confondu son paquet de chips Doritos avec une arme, déclenchant une alerte automatique

Arrêtez de manger des chips !!!

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Our tent is dilapidated and winter is approaching, so I hope you can help my family find suitable shelter🤲🌹.
To help my family through :
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“Anyone notice how quickly the "No Kings" protest movement brought back all the lies and conspiracy theories of nonviolence that we fully laid to rest in 2020?”

“We already learned that nonviolence doesn’t work in 2020. The learning got erased. We already learned it in 2014. Erased again. We learned it in 2009. Then lost it. Learned it in 2003. Erased. Learned it in 1991. Gone. Learned it in 1968. Erased. Learned it in 1939. See the pattern?”

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Jamey Johnson on All the Times He's Mistaken for Chris Stapleton
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Dean Lewis Addresses Allegations of Inappropriate Behavior With Fans: 'I Understand Why People Are Angry'
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"No one read those reports! No one!" decried the consultant as the lawsuit over their AI generated multivolume "state of your company" assessment.



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Die #EU erfindet gerne ihr eigenes „#Völkerrecht“, etwa, um russisches Staatsvermögen abzuschöpfen. Nur mit der Durchsetzung hapert es, wie Ursula von der Leyen jetzt erfahren musste. unsere-zeit.de/kleinlaute-selb…

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Die #EU erfindet gerne ihr eigenes „#Völkerrecht“, etwa, um russisches Staatsvermögen abzuschöpfen. Nur mit der Durchsetzung hapert es, wie Ursula von der Leyen jetzt erfahren musste. unsere-zeit.de/kleinlaute-selb…

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Vance agli studenti: portate avanti l'eredità di Charlie Kirk


Il vicepresidente americano JD Vance ha parlato davanti a migliaia di studenti all'Università del Mississippi in un evento organizzato da Turning Point USA per onorare Charlie Kirk, il fondatore dell'organizzazione conservatrice ucciso lo scorso settembre

Centinaia di studenti hanno sfidato la pioggia mercoledì pomeriggio per assistere all'evento al Padiglione dell'Università del Mississippi. La folla, radunata fin dalle prime ore del mattino, indossava cappelli MAGA e magliette con la scritta "Freedom" in omaggio all'attivista conservatore. Leslie Lachman, presidente del capitolo locale di Turning Point USA, ha raccontato a Fox News che l'energia sul campus era elettrica e che gli studenti hanno fatto la fila per ore sotto la pioggia. La scelta dell'università è stata vista come un onore, considerando che molti altri atenei hanno opposto resistenza al riconoscimento dei capitoli di Turning Point.

L'evento rappresenta l'unica tappa del tour nazionale in cui Erika Kirk è apparsa personalmente. La vedova ha spiegato di aver pregato a lungo prima di decidere di salire sul palco, data la forte carica emotiva della giornata. "Potevo sentire Charlie nel mio cuore dirmi: vai a riprenderti quel territorio", ha detto agli studenti presenti. Kirk ha descritto la presenza sul campus come una "rivendicazione spirituale del territorio" e ha ringraziato i diecimila studenti per il sostegno ricevuto. "Non ci ha lasciati a mani vuote. Ha costruito una macchina e tutti voi ne fate parte", ha aggiunto.

Vance ha ricevuto una forte ovazione quando è salito sul palco per rispondere alle domande degli studenti, seguendo il formato reso celebre da Charlie Kirk nei suoi eventi sui campus universitari. Durante uno degli scambi più accesi della serata, una studentessa ha posto domande sul matrimonio interculturale del vicepresidente con Usha, cresciuta in una famiglia induista. Vance ha spiegato che lui e sua moglie hanno deciso di crescere i figli come cristiani e che spera un giorno che lei diventi cattolica, pur rispettando il suo libero arbitrio. La stessa studentessa ha interrogato Vance sulle politiche restrittive sull'immigrazione. Il vicepresidente ha dichiarato che vorrebbe limitare severamente l'immigrazione legale finché i migranti già nel paese non si integreranno meglio, ricevendo applausi quando ha affermato che il suo compito è difendere gli interessi degli Stati Uniti, non quelli del mondo.
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Il vicepresidente ha rivelato di aver ricevuto una telefonata da Charlie Kirk pochi mesi prima della sua morte. Kirk era preoccupato che la situazione in Medio Oriente portasse gli Stati Uniti in un conflitto militare prolungato. Vance ha attribuito a questo avvertimento il fatto che il presidente Trump abbia ordinato attacchi aerei contro le strutture nucleari iraniane senza coinvolgere il paese in un conflitto prolungato e senza perdere un solo soldato americano. "Charlie Kirk mi ha ricordato quanto questa questione sia importante per gli americani", ha detto Vance.

Durante l'evento, alcuni presenti hanno scandito "48" in riferimento a una possibile candidatura di Vance alla presidenza nel 2028, ma il vicepresidente ha invitato alla calma dicendo di non correre troppo. Vance ha concluso il suo intervento esortando gli studenti a impegnarsi attivamente in politica per salvare il paese. "Il più grande contributo che potete dare all'eredità di Charlie Kirk è coinvolgervi e salvare questa nazione", ha detto. "Non limitatevi a lamentarvi sui social media. Alzatevi e impegnatevi in una campagna".

L'assassinio di Kirk il 10 settembre scorso alla Utah Valley University ha suscitato indignazione nazionale sulla violenza politica. Da allora, Turning Point USA ha registrato oltre 50mila nuove richieste di adesione e apertura di capitoli nella settimana successiva alla sua morte. L'organizzazione, fondata da Kirk nel 2012, è diventata una forza importante nella politica universitaria americana, promuovendo ideali conservatori come libero mercato, governo limitato e libertà individuale.



My local kebab shop considers me a hero and gives me free food. Apparently, they were getting robbed one night and I stopped it by talking the robber out of it. But I have no recollection of this because I was almost on the verge of being paralytically drunk. Still, free food.



🚷La queja de una investigadora colombiana acaba con el racismo institucional de unos premios de Igualdad.

✍🏻Patricia Reguero Ríos.
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What a ripoff. My attention deficit only comes in standard definition.



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artificial art is not existing ..
art is always more than just technology
.. maybe some kind atonal expression, which you can't CALCULATE

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A full day in #Dominica yesterday. We took a tour with two Americans to the north of the island, putting our hands in cold, bubbling, volcanic springs, visiting a fort, having lunch of chicken roti in #Portsmouth (good name that), then being rowed up a river, all in ferocious heat. But on the row back we got hit by a tropical downpour. Hilarious screeching from our rower and us, all drenched, so much fun.

#Travel #Photography #Cruise

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El Fasher is bleeding 💔
Sudan is crying out, but the world stays silent.
We feel their pain deeply — because we’ve lived what they’re living now. The same destruction, the same fear, the same unbearable silence.
El Fasher isn’t just a name — it’s families, children, and lives being wiped out in front of the world’s eyes.
We must speak, we must support, we must keep their voices alive.
Save Sudan. Save El Fasher. ✊🏽🇸🇩

#SaveSudan #ElFasher #Sudan #Darfur #StandWithSudan #Humanity #EndTheSilence



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New review! 359 - Silksong

A rare non-patient review this week as we return to the haunting bug-filled world of Hollow Knight in Silksong!

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You might think: well maybe there’s a good scientific or engineering reason to test nuclear weapons and I’m here to tell you nah there isn’t