Trump Orders ICE Agents to Pick Crops Unharvested by Deported Immigrants

borowitzreport.com/p/trump-ord…

Trump Orders ICE Agents to Pick Crops Unharvested by Deported Immigrants

“I didn’t sign up for this,” complained an exhausted ICE officer.

^{Andy Borowitz (The Borowitz Report)}

I'm #hiring a staff engineer to come work on our incredibly ambitious, exciting project that has just entered production. This role would be on the core technology team, building the shared systems that pull together the Unity client in this immersive 4X MMO.

job-boards.greenhouse.io/scope…

#GameDev #GetFediHired #FediJobs #GameDevelopment #Jobs #IrelandJobs #RemoteJobs

Staff Engineer, Client

GB - Dundee, United Kingdom; GB - London, United Kingdom; GB - United Kingdom; IE - Dublin, Ireland; IE - Ireland; PT - Portugal

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Periodic job hunt update. I did get a lead via #getfedihired which I have a recruiter screen scheduled so take heart if you're in similar boat searching. I'm still looking for other options so appreciate any leads. Looking for Senior QA/SDET; see earlier quoted post for more details. Thanks!
#FediHire #opentowork #jobs #lookingforwork

Demian

2025-10-22 21:15:23

Hi Fediverse,

I figured I'd try #GetFediHired since I like the tech ethos here so much more than LI.

I'm a senior QA Engineer/SDET with 10+ years experience. I've built automation solutions in Cypress, Selenium, JMeter, Postman, Grafana K6 and more.

I'm looking for a remote position or on-site/hybrid one in the Seattle area.

I can provide my CV and LinkedIn profile via DM.

Boosts are also welcome.

Thanks

#lookingforwork #jobs #fedihire #opentowork #cv

Hey folks, It's been a minute since Microsoft made me redundant in the middle of the year, and I'm finally feeling more settled after my move back to Australia.

I'm looking for work as as Senior Software Engineer anywhere in the security space, I have particular interest in Signals collection and processing, however I'm passionate about building tools and platforms for enabling researchers.

I've been involved the development and design of many of the tools and systems that powered RiskIQ before and after acquisition, I'm particularly proud of our port scanning system (internetscans.microsoft.com/) and the early iterations of our OSINT collection and publications (microsoft.com/en-us/security/b…).

I'm also open to working in other industries.

Looking for full remote or hybrid roles preferably in Sydney or Melbourne.

Thanks in advance for any leads or assistance!

linkedin.com/posts/activity-73…

#getfedihired #opentowork

@TheDailyShow

Dems clearly need exciting new talent, and Zohran Mamdani is right there in front of them

bsky.app/profile/thedailyshow.…

#uspol #satire #politics

Are you looking for a seasoned front end (JavaScript, HTML, CSS) or Drupal developer for fully remote full time or contract work? I'm your person!

I bring almost 20 years of experience working with a wide variety of companies, collaborating with designers, marketers, and content authors, and building design systems, ensuring what I build is as accessible as possible.

If this sounds good, send me a DM!

Resume: aubreysambor.com/resume

#GetFediHired #FediHire #HireMe #FrontEnd #WebDev

Resume | Aubrey Sambor

A blog about knitting, front end development, and other assorted things.

^{Aubrey Sambor}

I've had the X100Vi for a while now. I can vouch for its being a solid and capable little camera.

photos.reasonably.social/Y52/i…

#Philadelphia #Graffiti #GraffitiTrucks #NoBuff #Photography #StreetPhotgraphy #Fujifilm #X100Vi

I knew the axe would come for me eventually. It just got me.

I guess I’ll be doing a #getfedihired post with my location/experience/etc. info soon. For now I just need to sit and digest a bit, before I start planning my next moves.

I'm hiring! Come work with me and build KCL, a programming language for 3D design that powers everything we do at Zoo. It underlies our point-and-click CAD GUI, our Text-to-CAD/ML stuff, our coding environment, etc. Remote-friendly within the USA.

You'd mostly be working on our language runtime in Rust, with some bits of TS/Python to integrate into our frontend/ML. You might also help our writing docs, like kcl-book.zoo.dev or our API docs, or making tutorials.

This is a cool job where you get to both implement and design a programming language, along with a purpose-built interactive IDE that combines code, visuals and a point-and-click graphical editor.

zoo.dev/jobs/4619187005?gh_src…

Zoo: Software Engineer, Language Development

A remote position now hiring at Zoo

^Zoo

@kylekulinskishow.bsky.social

YOU’RE F*CKING KIDDING’: Kyle EXPLODES At #Democrats 2024 Autopsy Report | The #KyleKulinski Show

youtu.be/RMstAbK-hkI?si=muvpaC…

#uspol #satire #politics most wrong headed autopsy ever!🙄
10/30/2025

My position was eliminated as well. If anybody needs a software engineer, I'm looking for my next role.

My last position involved C, maintaining a legacy codebase supporting cyber operations. Multi-architecture experience.

Proficient in C, Swift, Rust, Python, Java, and familiarity with many other languages.

#GetFediHired #Programming #Rust #Swift #iOS #MacOS #Java #Python

Dot matrix art display on the bottom of the cantilevered section of the Herbert F. Johnson Museum of Art

#photo #photography #cornell #buildings #architecture #art #museum #dotmatrix #blinkenlights

@TheDailyShow

Just noticed this, weird

bsky.app/profile/thedailyshow.…

#uspol #satire #politics

L'altro giorno girando per internet mi sono imbattuto per puro caso in "ProText" una vecchia videoscrittura inglese per il DOS. ProText viene distribuita come freeware dal 2008.

Eccovi la pagina con la descrizione e il link per scaricare il programma e i manuali d'uso..

web.archive.org/web/2014082510…

ProText funziona in Linux sotto DosBox (con DosEMU per qualche motivo va in crash); si tratta di un programma sorprendente.

Sebbene gli attuali keybindings non vi siano attuati, #Protext permette di...

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My wife OIivia stands next to her friend Danielle where Danielle rode in a costume class as a hat witch at the Maine Mavericks horse show

#photo #photography #horses #danielle #olivia #horseshow #equestrian #cosplay #halloween #costume #witch

YANWEN2016 2025/10/31 “合作与竞争”仅仅是人类的理想化倡议

🇲🇲 唐纳德·特朗普已下令恢复中断了 30 多年的美国核武器试验，以回应弗拉基米尔·普京关于开发俄罗斯新型原子武器的声明。回顾“30多年以前”的之前，那时被称为“冷战时代”。如果美俄核武器竞赛重新开启，今后应该是朝向环地球轨道的太空发展了。此时，美俄最顶级的合作项目，国际空间站预计将在2030年完成退役。西方的竞赛，代表着人类族群竞争的自然法则，合作与竞争交替进行。如果“合作与竞争”已经取代了传统的“战争与和平”，这已经是人类文明的巨大进步了，我们不应苛求持久的和平。和平的生活同样带来祸害，并且，其祸害程度几乎与战争所能带了的破坏程度同等！战争摧毁外部环境，使建筑物成为人们所能看到的废墟。持久的和平，时长仅仅历经30年，就造成在此期间出生的人完全不懂“战争”为何物，一些人拼命地运用想象力拍摄战争片，来满足人的另一种需求，否则就在现实中堕落为色情泛滥。前者是人出现弱化的表现，后者是人被无聊的“和平生活”淹没的表现。所以，在战争中挣扎求生的人，与在和平生活中被淹死的人一样，都是生存与挣扎。人类在寻求合理的生活理想，不能脱离地球生存法则的现实。“合作与竞争”的倡议，早已经是超理想化的命题了。

#News #Commentary #Politics

CBS Says There Have Been “No Discussions” With Gayle King About Her Contract Amid Report She Is Expected To Exit Morning Show
#News #Politics #CBSMornings #CBSNews #ElectionLine #GayleKing

deadline.com/2025/10/gayle-kin…

CBS Says There Have Been "No Discussions" With Gayle King About Future

King was reported to have been expected to depart the CBS morning show.

^{Ted Johnson (Deadline)}

An ad I just saw: "Generate amazing AI covers and text-to-speech using the AI voice of Chinese Bluetooth speaker lady!"

I think I'm good, thanks.

Prime Minister Viktor Orbán said Thursday that last week's inferno at a Hungarian oil refinery could have been caused by an “external attack," adding an investigation was still ongoing.

politico.eu/article/viktor-orb…

#Ukraine #Russia #EU #Hungary #Orban

Orbán muses about ‘external attack’ after Hungarian oil refinery exploded

Hungary’s prime minister says a probe is ongoing but hints at sabotage.

^{Seb Starcevic (POLITICO)}

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Latvia’s parliament votes to quit global treaty protecting women
https://www.politico.eu/article/latvias-parliament-quits-istanbul-convention/?utm_source=flipboard&utm_medium=activitypub

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Latvia’s parliament votes to quit global treaty protecting women

Lawmakers voted to withdraw from the Istanbul Convention just a year after it came into force, with the move awaiting approval from Latvia’s president.

^{Giedrė Peseckytė (POLITICO)}