William Gibson famously said "Cyberpunk was a warning, not a suggestion." But for every tech leader fantasizing about lobotomizing their enemies with Black Ice, there's 10 who wish they were Darth Vader, force-choking you while grating out, "I'm altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further."
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Cory Doctorow
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I call this business philosophy the "Darth Vader MBA." The fact that tech products are permanently tethered to their manufacturers - by cloud connections backstopped by IP restrictions that stop you from disabling them - means that your devices can have features removed or altered on a corporate whim, and it's literally a felony for you to restore the functionality you've had removed:
pluralistic.net/2023/10/26/hit…
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Cory Doctorow
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That presents an irresistible temptation to tech bosses. It means that you can spy on your users, figure out which features they rely on most heavily, disable those features, and then charge money to restore them:
restofworld.org/2021/loans-tha…
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Want to buy a smartphone, but can’t afford it? In India, you can pay with your privacy - Rest of World
Cengiz Yar (Rest of World)Cory Doctorow
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It means you can decide to stop paying a supplier license fees for a critical feature your customers rely on, take that feature away, and stick your customers with a monthly charge, forever, to go on using the product they already paid for:
pluralistic.net/2022/10/28/fad…
It means that you can push "security updates" to devices in the field that take away your customers' ability to use third-party apps, so they're forced to use your shitty, expensive apps:
404media.co/developer-unlocks-…
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Cory Doctorow
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Or you can take away third-party app support and force your customers to use your shitty app that's crammed full of ads, so they have to look at an ad every time they want to open their garage-doors:
pluralistic.net/2023/11/09/lea…
Or you can break compatibility with generic consumables, like ink, and force your customers to buy the consumables you sell, at (literal) ten billion percent markups:
eff.org/deeplinks/2020/11/ink-…
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Ink-Stained Wretches: The Battle for the Soul of Digital Freedom Taking Place Inside Your Printer
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Combine the "agreements" we must click through *after* we hand over our money, wherein we "consent" to having the terms altered at any time, in any way, forever, *and* surrender our right to sue:
pluralistic.net/2025/08/15/dog…
With the fact that billions of digital tools can be neutered at a distance with a single mouse-click:
pluralistic.net/2023/02/19/twi…
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Cory Doctorow
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With the fact that IP law makes it a literal felony to undo these changes or add legal features to your own property that the manufacturer doesn't want you to have:
pluralistic.net/2024/05/24/rec…
And you've created the conditions for a perfect Darth Vader MBA dystopia.
Tech bosses are fundamentally at war with the idea that our digital devices contain "general purpose computers."
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Cory Doctorow
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The general-purposeness of computers - the fact that they are all Turing-complete, universal von Neumann machines - has created tech bosses' fortunes, but now that these fortunes have been attained, the tech sector would like to abolish that general-purposeness; specifically, they would like to make it impossible to run programs that erode their profits or frustrate their attempts at rent-seeking.
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Cory Doctorow
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This has been a growing trend in computing since the mid-2000s, when tech bosses realized that the "digital rights management" that the entertainment industry had fallen in love with could provide even bigger dividends for tech companies themselves.
Since the Napster era, media companies have demanded that tech platforms figure out how to limit the use and copying of media files *after* they were delivered to our computers.
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Cory Doctorow
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They believed that there was some practical way to make a computer that would refuse to take orders from its owner, such that you could (for example) "stream" a movie to a user without that being a "download." The truth, of course is that *all* streams are downloads, because the only way to cause my screen to display a video file that is on your server is for your server to send that file to my computer.
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Cory Doctorow
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"Streaming" is a consensus hallucination, and when a company claims to be giving you a "stream" that's not a "download," they really mean that they believe that the program that's rendering the file on your screen doesn't have a "save as" button.
But of course, even if the program doesn't have a "save as" button, someone could easily make a "save as" plugin that adds that functionality to your streaming program.
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Cory Doctorow
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So "streaming" isn't just "a video playback program without a 'save as' button," it's also "a video playback program *that no one can add a 'save as' button to*."
At the turn of the millennium, tech companies selling this stuff hoodwinked media companies by claiming that they used *technical* means to prevent someone from adding the "save as" button after the fact.
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Cory Doctorow
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But tech companies knew that there was no technical means to prevent this, because computers are general purpose, and can run every program, which means that every 10-foot fence you build around a program immediately summons up an 11-foot ladder.
When a tech company says "it's impossible to change the programs and devices we ship to our users," they mean, "it's *illegal* to change the programs and devices we ship to our users."
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Cory Doctorow
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That's thanks to a cluster of laws we colloquially call "IP law"; a label we apply to any law that lets a firm exert control on the conduct of users, critics and competitors:
locusmag.com/2020/09/cory-doct…
Law, not technology, is the true battlefield in the War on General Purpose Computing, a subject I've been raising the alarm about for decades now:
memex.craphound.com/2012/01/10…
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Cory Doctorow: IP
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When I say that this is a legal fight and not a technical one, I mean that, but for the legal restrictions on reverse-engineering and "adversarial interoperability," none of these extractive tactics would be viable. Every time a company enshittified its products, it would create an opportunity for a rival to swoop in, disenshittify the enshittification, and steal your customers out from under you.
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Cory Doctorow
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The fact that there's no technical way to enforce these restrictions means that the companies that benefit from them have to pitch their arguments to lawmakers, not customers. If you have something that *works*, you use it in your sales pitch, like Signal, whose actual, working security is a big part of its appeal to users.
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Cory Doctorow
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If you have something that *doesn't work*, you use it in your *lobbying* pitch, like Apple, who justify their 30% ripoff app tax - which they can only charge because it's a felony to reverse-engineer your iPhone so you can use a different app store - by telling lawmakers that locking down their platform is essential to the security and privacy of iPhone owners:
pluralistic.net/2024/01/12/you…
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Cory Doctorow
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Apple and Google have a dupology over mobile computing. Both companies use legal tactics to lock users into getting their apps from the companies' own app stores, where they take 30 cents out of every dollar you spend, and where it's against the rules to include any payment methods other than Google/Apple's own payment systems.
This is a massive racket. It lets the companies extract *hundreds of billions of dollars* in rents.
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Cory Doctorow
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This drives up costs for users and drives down profits for suppliers. It lets the duoply structure the entire mobile economy, acting as de facto market regulators. For example, the fact that Apple/Google exempt Uber and Lyft from the 30% app tax means that they - and they alone - can provide competitive ride-hailing services.
But though both companies extract the 30% app tax, they use very different mechanisms to maintain their lock on their users and on app makers.
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Cory Doctorow
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Apple uses digital locks, which lets it invoke IP law to criminalize anyone who reverse-engineers its systems and provides an easy way to install a better app store.
Google, on the other hand, uses a wide variety of contractual tactics to maintain its control, arm-twisting Android device makers and carriers into bundling its app store with every device, often with a locked bootloader that prevents users from adding new app stores after they pay for their devices.
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Cory Doctorow
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But despite this, Google has always claimed that Android is the "open" alternative to the Apple "ecosystem," principally on the strength that you can "sideload" an app. "Sideload" is a weird euphemism that the mobile duopoly came up with; it means "installing software without our permission," which we used to just call "installing software" (because you don't need a manufacturer's permission to install software on your computer).
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Cory Doctorow
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Now, Google has pulled a Darth Vader, changing the deal after the fact. They've announced that henceforth, you will only be able to sideload apps that come from developers who pay to be validated by Google and certified as good eggs. This has got people *really* angry, and justifiably so.
Last week, the repair hero Louis Rossmann posted a *scorching* video excoriating Google for the change:
youtube.com/watch?v=QBEKlIV_70…
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In the video, Rossmann - who is now running an anti-enshittification group called Fulu - reminds us that our mobile devices aren't *phones*, they're *computers* and urges us not to use the term "sideloading," because that's conceding that there's something about the fact that this computer can fit in your pocket that means that you shouldn't be able to, you know, just install software.
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Cory Doctorow
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Rossmann thinks that this is a cash grab, and he's right - partially. He thinks that this is a way for Google to make money from forcing developers to join its certification program.
But that's just small potatoes. The *real* cash grab is the hundreds of billions of dollars that Google stands to lose if we switch to third-party app stores and choke off the app tax.
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Cory Doctorow
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That is an issue that is *very much* on Google's mind right now, because Google lost a brutal antitrust case brought by Epic Games, makers of Fortnite:
pluralistic.net/2023/12/12/im-…
Epic's suit contended that Google had violated antitrust law by creating exclusivity deal with carriers and device makers that locked Android users into Google's app store, which meant that Epic had to surrender 30% of its mobile earnings to Google.
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Cory Doctorow
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Google lost that case - badly. It turns out that judges don't like it when you deliberately destroy evidence:
legaldive.com/news/deleted-mes…
They say that when you find yourself in a hole, you should stop digging, but Google can't put down the shovel. After the court ordered Google to open up its app store, the company just *ignored the order*, which is a thing that judges hate even more than destroying evidence:
justice.gov/atr/case/epic-game…
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Deleted messages bedeviled Google in its loss to Epic
Robert Freedman (Legal Dive)Cory Doctorow
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So it was that last month, Google found itself with just *two weeks* to comply with the open app store order, *or else*:
theverge.com/news/717440/googl…
Google was ordered to make it possible to install new app stores *as apps*, so you could go into Google Play, search for a different app store, and, with a single click, install it on your phone, and switch to getting your apps from that store, rather than Google's.
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Google has just two weeks to begin cracking open Android, it admits in emergency filing
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*That's* what's behind Google's new ban on "sideloading": this is a form of malicious compliance with the court orders stemming from its losses to Epic Games. In fact, it's not even malicious *compliance* - it's malicious *noncompliance*, a move that so obviously fails to satisfy the court order that I think it's only a matter of time until Google gets hit with fines so large that they'll actually affect Google's operations.
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Cory Doctorow
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In the meantime, Google's story that this move is motivated by security it obviously bullshit. First of all, the argument that preventing users from installing software of their choosing is the only way to safeguard their privacy and security is bullshit when Apple uses it, and it's bullshit when Google trots it out:
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Letter from Bruce Schneier to Senate Judiciary regarding App Store security
Electronic Frontier FoundationCory Doctorow
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But even if you stipulate that Google is doing this to keep you safe, the story falls apart. After all, Google isn't certifying *apps*, they're certifying *developers*. This implies that the company can somehow predict whether a developer will do something malicious in the future.
This is obviously wrong. Indeed, Google itself is proof this doesn't work: the fact that a company has a "don't be evil" motto at its outset is no guarantee that it won't *turn* evil in the future.
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Cory Doctorow
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There's a long track record of merchants behaving in innocuous and beneficial ways to amass reputation capital, before blitzing the people who trust them with depraved criminality.
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Cory Doctorow
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This is a well-understood problem with reputation scores, dating back to the early days of eBay, when crooked sellers invented the tactic of listing and delivering a series of low-value items in order to amass a high reputation score, only to post a bunch of high-ticket scams, like dozens laptops at $1,000 each, which are never delivered, even as the seller walks away with tens of thousands of dollars.
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Cory Doctorow
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More recently, we've seen this in supply chain attacks on open source software, where malicious actors spend a long time serving as helpful contributors, pushing out a string of minor, high-quality patches before one day pushing a backdoor or a ransomware package into widely used code:
arstechnica.com/security/2025/…
So the idea that Google can improve Android's safety by certifying developers, rather than code, is obvious bullshit.
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Supply-chain attacks on open source software are getting out of hand
Dan Goodin (Ars Technica)Cory Doctorow
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No, this is just a pretext, a way to avoid complying with the court order in Epic and milking a few more billions of dollars in app taxes.
Google is no friend of the general purpose computer. They keep coming up with ways to invoke the law to punish people who install code that makes their Android devices serve their owners' interests, at the expense of Google's shareholders.
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Cory Doctorow
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It was just a couple years ago that we had to bully Google out of a plan to lock down *browsers* so they'd be as enshittified as apps, something Google sold as "feature parity":
pluralistic.net/2023/08/02/sel…
Epic Games didn't just sue Google, either. They also sued Apple - but Apple won, because it didn't destroy evidence and make the judge angry at it.
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Cory Doctorow
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But Apple didn't walk away unscathed - they were also ordered to loosen up control over their App Store, and they *also* failed to do so, with the effect that last spring, a federal judge threatened to *imprison* Apple executives:
pluralistic.net/2025/05/01/its…
Neither Apple nor Google would exist without the modern miracle that is the general purpose computer. Both companies want to make sure no one else ever reaps the benefit of the Turing complete, universal von Neumann machine.
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Cory Doctorow
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Both companies are capable of coming up with endless narratives about how Turing completeness is incompatible with your privacy and security.
But it's Google and Apple that stand in the way of our security and privacy. Though they may sometimes protects us against externam threats, neither Google nor Apple will ever protect us from their own predatory instincts.
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Cory Doctorow
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The most enshittification-proof way to get the Enshittification audiobook, ebook and hardcover is to pre-order them on my Kickstarter! Help me do an end-run around the Amazon/Audible audiobook monopoly and disenshittify your audiobook experience in the process:
disenshittification.org
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in reply to Cory Doctorow • • •this might be a problem for Apple too. They no longer can nod to Google as competitor that doesn't do anal fencing of compact computers.
Yay! Me posting link to Louis had results.
Magical Cat
in reply to Cory Doctorow • • •I thought recently a lot about something related to this duopoly.
The website of bank I use, lacks a whole section, compared to mobile app. I guess this is not unique to this bank.
I simply don't get it. Why to bother to create two different codebases (for app (aka "DRM-ed website" without that section of functionality, and for browser/desktop without that section)?
I understand how that "tech leader" with Black ICE (what a creepy acronym 😱 ) thinks. But bank?