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Have you noticed that all the buttons you click most frequently to invoke routine, useful function in your device have been moved, and their former place is now taken up by a curiously butthole-esque icon that summons an unwanted AI?

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If AI was actually good they wouldn't try to ram it down everyone's throat constantly.

What'sApp search is now "ask AI or search". Yeah, no thanks.

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I can't wait for someone to figure out why I keep asking their AI for a fragment of a friend's address they sent me 3 years ago.

And then me getting a hallucination without realising and sending gifts to imaginary locations.

Actually, I see why Amazon might want that now. Can't refund items that end up in Narnia.

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Between the WhatsApp Search + AI, GitHub using design patterns to trick you into asking your company for a copilot license, Google search AI summaries and Google workspace and chat shoving gemini in your face... it all feels pretty desperate.

Good products don't need to use tricks.

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@hcoggins @psaldorn asked my phone to "set alarm for 7.30" last night, and insured of doing so, Gemini came up and responded "I've found these articles on the Internet about how to set alarms on various models of phone", and i was like "I don't remember installing Gemini"
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@psaldorn It's funny how they didn't have to do this with say, email. No one ever said "if you don't learn to use email now, you'll get left behind". It just slowly became apparent that it was what everyone was doing.
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"We spent $3bn on our new CyberAnus™ AI Assistant and by God, you're going to use it, even if we have to use every UI dark pattern in the book to trick you into accidentally invoking it.”

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@angusm I have found a SINGLE valid and necessary use for LLMs, which will appear in all my new far-future SF novels:

Henceforth I shall shamelessly claim that an LLM renamed my Smeerps to Rabbits!

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"for example, the bottom-of-screen swipe gesture used to switch between open apps now summons an AI, while ridding yourself of that AI takes multiple clicks"

Um, nothing has changed here? There was no change in the Android UI for Gemini. That is all from the long time work on the Assistant. You can tell because Gemini is being delivered to existing devices without a platform change, so it *can't* modify this affordance.

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Also the major change that happened to this UX (for invoking the current VoicedInteractionService) was when gesture navigation was added. Originally, a long press on the home button (either physical or nav bar) would bring up the VIS. When that disappeared with gesture nav, something new was needed, and currently that is long press on the very bottom gesture area of the screen. It didn't even take over swipe up, so I'm not sure what that's about.
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There has admitedly been a fair amount of floundering on this UX around gesture nav, though it all happened before "AI" was a thing. I think a swipe to the left was for a time a way to invoke the VIS, and then long press on power became another affordance.

All of this, though, is due to the gesture nav trend, which results in fewer easy afforances than a few buttons or the software nav bar, resulting in a struggle to find other easy affordances for these operations.

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Slightly off-topic, have you heard about or written about private equity and wheelchair makers?

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I got wise and used my ad blocker to prevent me seeing Duck Duck Go's AI results. Otherwise, no matter how many times I said "Oh hell no," every time I turned the browser on again, there it was.

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