#Livorno, 'ciclista urta lo sportello di un'auto', 'aperto inavvertitamente' [*Come i giornali e i giornalisti raccontano gli scontri stradali*]
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Livorno, ‘ciclista urta lo sportello di un’auto’, ‘aperto inavvertitamente’ [*Come i giornali e i giornalisti raccontano gli scontri stradali*]
Immagine dal Tirreno al 28 marzo 2025 I giornalisti di cronaca hanno la tendenza a minimizzare le responsabilità degli automobilisti anche nei casi in cui a dinamica dell’incidente è perfetta…Benzina Zero
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Oh my gosh it's twelve minutes to #Monsterdon! Slime stations everyone! Today it's SLUGS. It looks really, really bad. So bad. Just so, so bad. I can't wait! 😁
Let's use #slugs1988 so we don't muck up the hashtag for nature-minded folks who want to behold actual slugs
#TimWilson is considering vying with the shadow treasurer, #AngusTaylor, & #SussanLey for the #LiberalParty #leadership, although a final decision was yet to be made.
I saw this movie as a kid #auspol - “The Incredible Shrinking #RWNJ Party”
A tiny, tiny man standing on the palm of a hand, yelling “We are a major party! Really! Can you hear me? Hello? I’m down here!”
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Marine litter on the EU coastline down by almost one-third
But more needs to be done, as it is still above the agreed threshold value.The Joint Research Centre: EU Science Hub
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8 Beautiful Moments When Nature and Art Became One: streetartutopia.com/2025/05/10…
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Photo: Caring Hand — Glarus, Switzerland
9 Beautiful Moments When Nature and Art Became One
From ivy-blanketed murals to sculptures woven from willow branches, these 9 artworks blur the line between nature and art. You’ll find a dreaming child merging into a hedgerow in Ecuador, a giant girl watering a real tree in Poland, and a sleeping forest maiden who changes with the seasons in Cornwall. Artists around the world are letting nature do more than surround their work—it’s becoming part of it.
More: 8 Beautiful Artworks That Seem to Grow From Nature
1. When Street Art Meets Nature — Imbabura, Ecuador
A child sleeps peacefully against a concrete wall, painted with lifelike softness by El Decertor. Ivy draped across the mural seamlessly forms a textured blanket, and a teddy bear peeks from underneath the greenery.🔗 Follow El Decertor on Facebook
2. Legend About Giants — Białystok, Poland
Painted by Natalia Rak, this towering mural features a young girl in traditional Polish dress gently watering a tree growing from the ground below. The tree aligns perfectly with her tilted watering can, turning the entire scene into a gentle urban myth.More by Natalia Rak!: The Muralist Turning Walls Into Masterpieces
3. Caring Hand — Glarus, Switzerland
Carved by Eva Oertli & Beat Huber, five stone fingers emerge from the earth to cradle a growing tree, as if nature itself is being held by a giant underground guardian.More photos here!: The Caring Hand – Sculpture in Glarus, Switzerland by Eva Oertli and Beat Huber
4. Wendy! I’m Home
A large expressive face inside the hollow of a tree. The grain and curvature of the wood become part of the face, making it appear as though the tree is speaking or laughing.
5. Come into Light — Tulum, Mexico
Created by Daniel Popper, this monumental wooden sculpture of a human figure gently opens its chest to reveal a tunnel of living greenery. The work invites visitors to step inside and walk through the heart of nature.🔗 Follow Daniel Popper on Instagram
6. Mud Maid — Cornwall, UK
This living sculpture by Sue and Pete Hill lies in the woods of the Lost Gardens of Heligan. Covered in moss and ivy, it changes with the seasons, transforming from green and alive in summer to white and frozen in winter.More about Mud Maid here!: Mud Maid – Living sculpture by Sue and Pete Hill
7. Bougainvillea Crown — Corfu, Greece
On a wall in Paleokastritsa, an elegant face is painted alongside a flourishing bougainvillea. The artist positions the real branches as flowing floral hair, giving life and movement to the portrait.
8. Forest Archer — UK
Crafted by Anna & the Willow, this sculpture made entirely of woven willow shows a woman mid-draw with a bow and arrow. Set deep in a forest path, her flowing skirt and hair mimic the wind.🔗 Follow Anna & the Willow on Instagram
9. Vertical Garden — Patrick Blanc in Madrid, Spain
French botanist and artist Patrick Blanc created this monumental vertical garden on the side of a building near the CaixaForum in Madrid. Covering the entire façade, it features hundreds of plant species arranged in layers of color and texture, turning the urban wall into a living ecosystem. More photos!: Vertical Garden – By Patrick Blanc in Madrid and ParisMore: When Street Art Meets Nature (40 Photos)
Which one is your favorite?
Vertical Garden - By Patrick Blanc in Madrid and Paris - STREET ART UTOPIA
Botanist Patrick Blanc Vertical Garden by Patrick Blanc in Madrid (Spain) and Paris (France). Comments:Vidar (Street Art Utopia)
This is interesting. As a truck driver, I think I agree. American trucks should be bigger, more fuel efficient, and more modern.
#trucking #transport #transportation #climate #climateChange
US-China Trade Talks Progress, Hamas to Release Hostage, More
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/audio/2025-05-12/us-china-trade-talks-progress-hamas-to-release-hostage-more?utm_source=flipboard&utm_medium=activitypub
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Going through my old pics
This is the most gerbil pic I have
The Former Port Sudan Hilton AKA Mapina Hotel — Young Pioneer Tours
Port Sudan’s Mapina Hotel is one of those relics of the past that gets under your skin. The type of place that was once a shining beacon of luxury and westernGareth Johnson (Young Pioneer Tours)
#FourTops
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Operation Moonlander dismantled the botnet behind Anyproxy and 5socks cybercriminals services
Law enforcement dismantled a 20-year botnet behind Anyproxy and 5socks cybercriminals services and arrested four suspects.Pierluigi Paganini (Security Affairs)
Pechino parla di una svolta tecnologica negli esperimenti volti a modificare le condizioni atmosferiche - La professoressa Ulrike Lohmann frena gli entusiasmi
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L’astronauta svizzero Claude Nicollier parla del futuro della Terra e di un’eventuale colonizzazione di Marte
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La popolazione dà più importanza alla sincerità e al godersi la vita, secondo il grande sondaggio della SSR “Svizzera, come stai?”
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#programming #gamedev #devlog #commonLisp #series #lazyEvaluation #functionalprogramming screwlisp.small-web.org/lispga… #lispgamejam
Since cl-series generates native common lisp code by working at macro expansion time, I consider it suitable for my software individuals (who want only clos-less common lisp and their own logic (which they have an introspective theory of).
In particular, I use series to cut out rectangular subsequence of sequences -s
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Sometimes all you need to do is go out in the wild wearing a new fave shirt.
Ieri ho scoperto che "Google toglie le facce".
Cioè se hai una foto con persone, fai click su Google Photo e questo toglie le persone.
Nessun altro si sente un attimo inquietato da sta cosa?
Cioè, io ho in mente il lavoro certosino che serve tipo su GIMP per togliere un singolo dettaglio e poi completarlo in modo che non si noti.
Ma Google toglie le persone. Cazzo.
Vuol dire che capisce che sono persone, le rileva nel dettaglio le prende e le cancella e le sostituisce con uno spazio vuoto perfettamente ricostruito.
Tra l'altro come lo ricostruisce lo spazio vuoto? Da cosa? Da foto prese da internet? Con le probabilità?
Sono anni che non uso app Google e forse questo mi lascia un attimo con una prospettiva strana, non lo so, ma seriamente sta cosa mi fa impressione.
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Bewegung über einer Verwerfung.
Not the formation of a fault. Movement on an existing fault.
Google translate:
Nicht die Entstehung einer Verwerfung. Bewegung auf einer bestehenden Verwerfung.
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我們咖啡店很小，但盡用了店舖外面的空間，今天多雲，生意算可以，但當然可以更好，希望越來越好。🙏
Our cafe is very small. We have used the space outside our cafe as much as possible. Today is cloudy. Business is OK but certainly can be better. Hope that our coffee business will become better and better.
#TsukikageCoffee
#Coffee #咖啡 #珈琲 #コピー
#CoffeeRoaster #珈琲焙煎所
#Dessert #甜品
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Kyiv is halfway to #ThirdRome.
The tsar remanifestation is deep, savage, and incoherent with reality.
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Reddit now offering double karma for cat pics—because ignoring fascism is twice as rewarding https://redd.it/1kjfqoz @r_latestagecapitalismTelegram
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La notificación principal es un cuadro blanco con un borde redondeado, conteniendo una flecha roja grande apuntando hacia arriba. Debajo de la flecha, hay un texto en negrita que dice: "Earn double karma when you post non-political content!" (Obtén doble karma cuando publiques contenido no político!). Esto sugiere que los usuarios pueden ganar más karma al publicar contenido que no sea político en el subforo "r/pics".
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“BREAKING NEWS: #Hamas has announced that they will release Israeli-American captive Edan Alexander. israeli media reports that #Israel was not aware of contacts to release Israeli-American prisoner Edan Alexander and was not involved in the negotiations.”
BREAKING NEWS: #Hamas has announced that they will release Israeli-American captive Edan Alexander.israeli media reports that #Israel was not aware of contacts to release Israeli-American prisoner Edan Alexander and was not involved in the negotiations.
#Gaza #HostageExchange #USpol #Palestine @palestine@lemmy.ml @palestine@a.gup.pe @israel
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A Narvilaite and a Martinaityte world premieres, Shaw, Janulyte and Greenwood from Vilnius - Schedule // - www.worldconcerthall.com
Gaida Festival. Hugo Ticciati, violin and conductor, and the Lithuanian Chamber Orchestra play: Loreta NARVILAITE: 'Where the dune path leads' for violin and string orchestra, world premiere. Zibuokle MARTINAITYTE: EKAGGATA for violin...www.worldconcerthall.com
EVERYONE!!!!! Before you go to bed tonight, donate to my buddy Jon Dugger. He needs to earn his ticket to ride AIDS/LifeCycle and he's only 400ish away. We can push him over the line tonight, I'm sure of it!!!!!
This is kinda last minute but he's recovering from a MASSIVE car accident and he just pulled the trigger deciding to ride
Let's make this happen Fediverse!!!!
#Cycling #Training #ALC #Fundraising
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As a huge fan of benches ("Bänkli" in Swiss German) in the mountains, I was thrilled with the particularly fine example. 😍
Reminded me of the fantastic website bankgeheimnisse.ch/map?l=de where a lot of them are plotted on a map.Lots of them still to visit 🙂
I still haven’t slept 
I guess time to get get some meow meows 
Goodnight my dear friends 
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Albanian election result unclear after broadcasters withhold exit polls
https://www.politico.eu/article/elections-albania-exit-poll-results-democratic-party-socialist/?utm_source=flipboard&utm_medium=activitypub
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Albanian election result unclear after broadcasters withhold exit polls
Observers forced to wait for outcome of contest seen as pivotal to the country’s path to EU membership.Una Hajdari (POLITICO)
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Wie Klingbeil die SPD nach Esken umbaut
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Wie Klingbeil die SPD nach Esken umbaut
Während Friedrich Merz in Kiew mit Selenskyj, Macron und Tusk auftritt, kämpft Lars Klingbeil an der SPD-Basis mit Wut und Vertrauensverlust. Der Rückzug von Saskia Esken ebnet den Weg für einen Ne…Gordon Repinski (POLITICO)
As the car pulls away, nudging into the thick crowd, the daughter shrieks another horrible horrible horrible shriek,
communicating the non-communicable
as the disappearers take another step toward disappearing her mother.
As the car breaks from the crowd she runs after it.
A Worcester police officer, his voice frothing with anger, shouts,
“Arrest her right now. You are under arrest.”
And then four cops swarm her, grab her, throw her to the ground.
All the while she’s crying crying crying.
Her hair’s caught in her mouth and matted to her face, wet with spit and tears.
Four cops hold her pinned to the ground.
Then they march her away -- Her and another member of the community who had tried to intervene.
They take the pair away from the crowd.
I follow.
They have the daughter by both arms, same as the ICE agents had her mother.
I still don’t know either of their names.
Next to me is a TV reporter from a Spanish language station and her cameraman.
She yells out, “What’s your name?”
and the woman responds in Portuguese. I can’t make it out.
She asks her age and this one I catch: “dezesseis.”
Not a woman—a girl.
A 16-year-old girl.
Now in custody for the crime of reacting in an unruly way to the sudden forceful disappearance of her mother.
I keep asking about the charges.
The only cop who doesn’t ignore me explains “I’m not the arresting officer.”
The arresting officers go on ignoring me.
We get to the spot where the wagon is set to arrive.
I ask again.
Eventually I get an answer,
and it’s the usual package job:
disturbing the peace, disorderly conduct, unlawful assembly.
The charges they throw on anyone they want to arrest for the sake of arresting them,
knowing they’re unlikely to stick.
But sticking isn’t the goal.
The officer who tells me this has a tactical K9 Unit vest on.
He tells me the 16-year-old girl was interfering with police business.
“Worcester police business?” I ask.
What was the police business here exactly?
He looks at me like I’m a smart ass.
He doesn’t say anything.
I press him again:
“Kind of a grey area, huh?”
“Not really,” he says
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“They’re trying to kidnap someone”
On the scene of a brutal ICE arrest in Worcester, Massachusetts.Mother Jones
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"minicrypt is dedicated to Alice and Bob."
phunnee!
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GitHub - 706f6c6c7578/minicrypt: minicrypt - The world's easiest to use public key encryption program.
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While we waited for a new #Catholic #Pope recently, I shared a #Vatican news article on Sede Vacante coins: historians.social/@CoinOfNote/…
E-Sylum this week also has an article on the coins, linking to a longer #Numismatic News article: coinbooks.org/v28/esylum_v28n1…
#Numismatics #CoinCollecting #Histodons @numismatics @histodon
CoinOfNote (@CoinOfNote@historians.social)
Attached: 1 image Posted by the Vatican News (on Facebook): "The Sede Vacante during the 2025 Holy Year evokes historical parallels with the Jubilee of 1700, which was also marked by the death of a Pope, Innocent XII, who died before the end of the …Mastodon
Dev-log # 5.0 Brainstorming and scoping
We had a nice brainstorming session with @YannKervran , @khaleer , @esklarski and @NiwlCraft , focusing on gameplay.
We explored various options for the way players will transform scrap metal and mechanical parts into ingots in the Solar Foundry, and then cast ship parts to assemble in the Hangar, engines in the Makerspace.
Giiba had the idea to model the crafting system after the cooking in BotW.
#gamedev #indiegame #solarpunk #shipbuilding
This week, we've added a few artists to the team!
I will introduce everyone one at a time as their work rolls in.
Here is Mostrovska working on illustrations for the storm events. Check out more of their portfolio at mostrovskaa.tumblr.com/
#mastoart #illustration #digitalart #digitalpainting #indiegame #indiedev
More event illustration sketches by Mostrovska ( mostrovskaa.tumblr.com/ ).
We're going for a stylized look, almost like a digital linocut style to represent each idea.
#digitalart #digitalpainting #indiedev #indiegames #indiegame #illustration #solarpunk #ecopunk #gamedev
Ben
I'm sorry to tell you that Ben passed this morning. He was 16 years and two months. We had many adventures together over the years. I miss him.
Good morning, fiends. 🌺🌸🪷
10 May 2025
Thank you all for the overwhelming support yesterday. I read every post, and they truly meant a lot. The truth is, I had been mourning all week—I knew what was coming, but a part of me hoped that wanting it badly enough might change things. Some things in life, however, are beyond our control, and loss is one of them. And while grief has its place, there also comes a time to move forward.
After this post, my plan is to feed Charlie, then we’ll hook up the leash and head out for a long walk. Maybe stepping away from these moments will help ease their strangeness. The house feels too quiet—which is ironic, because Ben was always the quietest among us. Charlie isn’t himself either.
"The reality is that you will grieve forever. You will not 'get over' the loss of a loved one; you will learn to live with it." — Elisabeth Kübler-Ross
#morning #mourning #flowers #grief
Medicaid Work Requirements Sought in Bill to Fund Trump Tax Cuts
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S. Korean Conservatives Choose Right-Winger as Campaign Begins
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Voltaire, International Newsletter N°132
Our director of publication and editor-in-chief directed French magazines several years ago, and has won journalism awards abroad. He has regularly contributed to some fifteen major dailies and magazines around the world.Voltaire Network
New entry of AI-generated #comics and #jokes added to our #website:
comics.lucentinian.com/7751
#AIComedy #Laughs #NewsLaughs #DailyLaughs #DailyJokes
BREAKING NEWS: #Hamas has announced that they will release Israeli-American captive Edan Alexander.
israeli media reports that #Israel was not aware of contacts to release Israeli-American prisoner Edan Alexander and was not involved in the negotiations.
#Gaza #HostageExchange #USpol #Palestine @palestine@lemmy.ml @palestine@a.gup.pe @israel
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Happy Howllieween 🎃
in reply to Happy Howllieween 🎃 • • •A #Monsterdon haiku
It is time for slime
Ten minutes until your doom
Slow gore will soon bore
#Slugs1988 #Haiku
Happy Howllieween 🎃
in reply to Happy Howllieween 🎃 • • •"But this BORING"
They're telegraphing it early
#Monsterdon #Slugs1988
Happy Howllieween 🎃
in reply to Happy Howllieween 🎃 • • •Okay so we know the slugs can open a ketchup bottle underwater, that's pretty smart
#Monsterdon #Slugs1988
Happy Howllieween 🎃
in reply to Happy Howllieween 🎃 • • •I can tell I'm going to spend the entire movie going, "But why couldn't you just....
a) outrun the slug
b) outswim the slug
c) remove the slug from your body
d) get some salt
#Monsterdon #Slugs1988
Happy Howllieween 🎃
in reply to Happy Howllieween 🎃 • • •The slugs are like, "That's the worst pillow talk we've ever heard, you have been marked for death, just give us like twenty minutes to get over there"
#Monsterdon #Slugs1988
Happy Howllieween 🎃
in reply to Happy Howllieween 🎃 • • •"Yes it's Mike Brady," OMG I WISH IT WERE REALLY MIKE BRADY
Can you imagine the Brady kids getting eaten by slugs, one by one? What a magical horror film that would be
#Monsterdon #Slugs1988
Happy Howllieween 🎃
in reply to Happy Howllieween 🎃 • • •They're making it really hard to determine who are the good kids and who are the bad kids
#Monsterdon #Slugs1988
Happy Howllieween 🎃
in reply to Happy Howllieween 🎃 • • •It'd be great if this was the start of a whole series of single-word-title terrible horror films about slow-moving but obviously incredibly deadly animals, like SLOTHS or STARFISH
#Monsterdon #Slugs1988
Happy Howllieween 🎃
in reply to Happy Howllieween 🎃 • • •You'd think gardeners would be the one set of elite warriors prepared to do battle against killer slugs
#Monsterdon #Slugs1988
Happy Howllieween 🎃
in reply to Happy Howllieween 🎃 • • •It's funny how all the 70's movies are like "I hate my spouse, I can't wait to cheat with some hot babe over there," and all the 80's movies are like, "I can't wait to get home to my spouse, who is right now in a black negligee - or maybe chopping me a salad - waiting to make my dreams come true"
#Monsterdon #Slugs1988
Happy Howllieween 🎃
in reply to Happy Howllieween 🎃 • • •She's going to be sorry she apologized for being an alcoholic when all that beer is about to come in REAL HANDY
#Monsterdon #Slugs1988
Happy Howllieween 🎃
in reply to Happy Howllieween 🎃 • • •And they say porn doesn't have a plot
#Monsterdon #Slugs1988
Happy Howllieween 🎃
in reply to Happy Howllieween 🎃 • • •"What'll it be next, demented crickets?!?"
I mean, yeah, the way things are going that sounds like an even better movie, actually
#Monsterdon #Slugs1988
Happy Howllieween 🎃
in reply to Happy Howllieween 🎃 • • •The sign for ASHTON SANITATION DEPARTMENT just asking to be creatively vandalized with a Sharpie
#Monsterdon #Slugs1988
Happy Howllieween 🎃
in reply to Happy Howllieween 🎃 • • •He's not going to remember to get his free Old Spaghetti Factory glass now
#Monsterdon #Slugs1988
Happy Howllieween 🎃
in reply to Happy Howllieween 🎃 • • •Truly shocked the scientist is still alive
#Monsterdon #Slugs1988
Happy Howllieween 🎃
in reply to Happy Howllieween 🎃 • • •Slugs playing Clue later: "It was Mike Brady, in the Kitchen, with the Frying Pan!"
#Monsterdon #Slugs1988
Happy Howllieween 🎃
in reply to Happy Howllieween 🎃 • • •You know what wouldn't blow up the whole town? Salt.
#Monsterdon #Slugs1988
Happy Howllieween 🎃
in reply to Happy Howllieween 🎃 • • •You know what else wouldn't blow up the whole town? Sober, non-naked, non-poisoned non-elderly humans with shovels and a desire for change
#Monsterdon #Slugs1988
Happy Howllieween 🎃
in reply to Happy Howllieween 🎃 • • •Don, smartest man in this movie, will probably die soon
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in reply to Happy Howllieween 🎃 • • •"When I do get back, how 'bout we get naked and crazy"
Don's last words are going to look great on his tombstone
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in reply to Happy Howllieween 🎃 • • •HAHahahahah the scientist just excitedly pouring huge beakers of stuff into a barrel, I hope that scene launched a thousand STEM careers
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in reply to Happy Howllieween 🎃 • • •Okay I'd totally go to parties if I knew I'd get to dance awkwardly and have delicious pizza aggressively shoved at me
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in reply to Happy Howllieween 🎃 • • •Great, now they're killer slugs that can electrocute us, THANKS FOR NOTHING DON
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in reply to Happy Howllieween 🎃 • • •I really don't want the scientist to die, he has great knitwear
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in reply to Happy Howllieween 🎃 • • •I've honestly never laughed so hard at a death scene before
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in reply to Happy Howllieween 🎃 • • •It's like when Cersei blew up the sept
EXCEPT WITH SLUGS
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in reply to Happy Howllieween 🎃 • • •Don knew what he was getting himself into, we all saw it, we all know it, we know what kind of man Don was, and now all we can do is celebrate him
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in reply to Happy Howllieween 🎃 • • •Thanks to @Taweret for all the slow moving horror!
I hope everyone has a great week and remembers that salt is a thing, and that anchovy in salad is a bad idea for a variety of reasons!
Slime ya later
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