Οι τιμές των κατοικιών στην Ελλάδα από το πρώτο τρίμηνο του 2020 στο πρώτο τρίμηνο του 2025
Residential property prices in Greece from the first quarter of 2020 to the first quarter of 2025
#Greece #HousePrices #RealEstate #housing #HomePrices #homes #Eurozone #Hellas #EU #residential #property #HousingCrisis #HousingShortage #Ελλάδα #ακίνητα #κατοικία #σπίτια #Αθήνα #νεόδμητα
@troppacaffeina sbaglio o questi sono discorsi che si fanno da decenni e nessuno prende in mano la questione con rigore?
"I libri scolastici costano sempre di più
Lo dice un’indagine dell’Antitrust che ha rilevato anche altri problemi: sono troppo pesanti e ➡️ le riedizioni non sono sempre giustificate"
Leggi tutto: ilpost.link/OIZpPsO33C
I libri scolastici costano sempre di più
Lo dice un’indagine dell’Antitrust che ha rilevato anche altri problemi: sono troppo pesanti e le riedizioni non sono sempre giustificateIl Post
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A líder do PP en Valdeorras acusa as brigadas forestais de provocar incendios para "ter traballo"
🐭so we haven't really wanted to post about it but uhhh Blobun stopped selling and we don't really have money, and bills have been piling up. we know the econony sucks right now but maybe there are still suspiciously wealthy furries??
È uno dei principali centri urbani palestinesi, con oltre 150.000 abitanti, ed è storicamente conosciuta come antica città della Samaria.
La sua Città Vecchia conserva moschee, chiese, mercati e resti archeologici che testimoniano una storia millenaria. Oggi è anche uno dei luoghi più colpiti dalle operazioni militari israeliane nei Territori occupati.
Le parole di Tare, il gol annullato, la maglia per Jashari: la strana serata di Gimenez. L'ultima?
https://www.gazzetta.it/Calcio/Serie-A/Milan/30-08-2025/gimenez-strana-serata-tra-gol-annullato-maglia-per-jashari-e-lo-scambio-con-dovbyk.shtml?utm_source=flipboard&utm_medium=activitypub
Pubblicato su Calcio @calcio-Gazzetta
Le parole di Tare, il gol annullato, la maglia per Jashari: la strana serata di Gimenez. L'ultima?
Nel prepartita il ds rossonero ha parlato apertamente di un'ipotesi di scambio tra Dovbyk e il messicano che in campo ha lottato senza però incantare. Un po' di errori ma anche una bella rete non convalidata per fuorigiocoLuca Bianchin (La Gazzetta dello Sport)
L'Inter U23 si prepara alla prima "in casa", a Monza. E arriva anche Kaczmarski
https://www.gazzetta.it/Calcio/Serie-A/Inter/30-08-2025/inter-under-23-domenica-la-pro-patria-preso-kaczmarski.shtml?utm_source=flipboard&utm_medium=activitypub
Pubblicato su Calcio @calcio-Gazzetta
L'Inter U23 si prepara alla prima "in casa", a Monza. E arriva anche Kaczmarski
Preso il centrocampista dall'Empoli. I ragazzi di Vecchi hanno pareggiato al debutto col Novara: domani affrontano la Pro PatriaFrancesco Pietrella (La Gazzetta dello Sport)
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Indonesia, manifestanti incendiano edificio governativo: 3 morti
Due delle vittime erano dipendenti del consiglio comunale della città principale del Sulawesi meridionale e un altro un funzionario pubblicoRedazione di Rainews (RaiNews)
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Liam Payne, la fidanzata Kate Cassidy lo ricorda nel giorno del suo compleanno: «Darei via anni della mia vita pur di regalartene ancora qualcuno. Ma oggi il mio regalo per te è la mia forza».
https://www.vanityfair.it/article/liam-payne-fidanzata-kate-cassidy-ricordo-compleanno-morte?utm_source=flipboard&utm_medium=activitypub
Pubblicato su People & celebrities @people-celebrities-VanityFairItaly
Liam Payne, la fidanzata Kate Cassidy lo ricorda nel giorno del suo compleanno: «Darei via anni della mia vita pur di regalartene ancora qualcuno. Ma oggi il mio regalo per te è la mia forza».
La compagna del cantante scomparso nell'ottobre scorso ha pubblicato un lungo messaggio sui social per celebrarlo, unito a foto inedite insiemeAlessia Arcolaci (Vanity Fair Italia)
I’m actually kind of glad ICANN sent a Notice of Breach to the useless registrar WebNic (IANA#460) on July 29th, 2025.
Maybe we will see less morons using it to spam Mastodon 🤷♂️
$ rdap envio84264.pro | grep abuse
Role: abuse
vCard email: compliance_abuse@webnic.cc
Oh grande @caffeino dimmi cosa prevedi per il mio prossimo futuro guardando nell'intimità dei miei #fondi di anima #caffettosi
(dove ho inzuppato pure 2 bei biscotti e si vede 😜)
Che il tuo #Verbo sia sempre ascoltato
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Un tuo devoto
L'immagine mostra un bicchiere bianco vuoto, posizionato su un tavolo decorato con un motivo di frutta. Il bicchiere ha un piccolo residuo di caffè, visibile come una macchia marrone e bianca sul fondo. Il bordo del bicchiere è pulito, con solo qualche macchia di caffè. Il tavolo è decorato con immagini vivide di fragole, mirtilli e fichi d'India, creando un contrasto con il bianco del bicchiere. La superficie del tavolo sembra essere lucida, riflettendo la luce.
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När: 31/8 10:00
Var: Göteborg
#SyndikalisternaGöteborgsLS
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Facklig grundkurs med Göteborgs LS
Göteborgs LS bjuder in alla medlemmar till facklig grundkurs söndagen den 31sta augusti kl. 10-16 i våra lokaler. Inga förkunskaper krävs! Förhandlingskommittéen kommer gå igenom grunderna i arbetsrätt och arbetsplatskamp.www.gnistor.se
När: 31/8 12:00
Var: Göteborg
#Workshop
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The wine business is in crisis but these whites might be the thing to save it – The Irish Times
The wine business is going through something of a crisis at the moment as worldwide consumption maintains a steady downward curve. According to the OIV (International Organisation…
#dining #cooking #diet #food #Wine #generationz #magazine #socialmedia #sustainability
diningandcooking.com/2257904/t…
@wrzlbrnft or anyone else : I need some advice for #CrossBorderRail in China, Laos and Thailand.
I'm arriving in Beijing railway station by K24 at some Tuesday at 2.35 p.m. and need to travel to Laos via Kunming. What are my options, where can I find schedule information, how does the border check work at the Laos border ? Where can I buy tickets in advance ?
Travels optimized to speed and comfort, not to scenery. It's a purely functional trip and I wanna get it traveled as fast as possible.
ロッテ一筋17年・角中勝也、家族への想い綴る「子供の成長は早い…」 | 話題の投稿 | スポーツブル (スポブル) - NPBHUB - Nippon Professional Baseball Fanbase
千葉ロッテマリーンズの角中勝也が8月29日に自身のインスタグラム（@kaku613）を更新し、長男の旅立ちを報告。17年…NPBHUB (NPBHUB - Nippon Professional Baseball Fanbase)
Djokovic balla a Fat Joe: l'incontro è da ridere
https://video.gazzetta.it/tennis/atp/video-djokovic-incontra-fat-joe-e-improvvisa-un-balletto-siparietto-da-ridere/859c8b45-859c-4309-a527-5bdb64fe3xlk?utm_source=flipboard&utm_medium=activitypub
Pubblicato su Tennis @tennis-Gazzetta
Djokovic balla a Fat Joe: l'incontro è da ridere
Dopo la vittoria su Norrie agli Us Open, Nole Djokovic ha incontrato il Fat Joe. Il serbo, suo grande fan, ha poi improvvisato per lui il balletto diventato celebre con la famosa hit del rapper “Lean back”: il siparietto è tutto da ridereLa Gazzetta Dello Sport (Gazzetta dello Sport)
Thai court sacks PM Paetongtarn Shinawatra for ethics violation
Court says she put her private interests before those of nation; deputy premier, cabinet to oversee govt in caretaker capacity until new election.Reuters (DAWN.COM)
Punk Rock History (@punkrockhistory.bsky.social)
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> 46 years ago today Exene Cervenka and John Doe of X at Stardust Ballroom, Sunset Blvd. Los Angeles, August 30, 1979. Photo by Jenny Lens @punkpioneers.bsky.social #punk #punks #punkrock #x #xtheband #history #punkrockhistory #otd
Gear News of the Week: Apple’s iPhone Event Gets a Date, and Plaud Upgrades Its AI Note-Taker
https://www.wired.com/story/gear-news-of-the-week-apples-iphone-event-gets-a-date-and-plaud-upgrades-its-ai-note-taker/?utm_source=flipboard&utm_medium=activitypub
Posted into Gear & Gadgets @gear-gadgets-WIRED
La settimana dell'automobile 2025 ha proposto:
- Assicurazione: 300 €
- Bollo: 240 €
- Revisione: 120 €
- Pedaggi autostradali: 150 €
- Carburante: 200 €
... che culo che non ha vuto da cambiare le gomme...
Io non voglio andare mai più da nessuna parte che non si possa raggiungerea piedi o con i mezzi pubblici e vorrei vendere l'auto. Ma non posso...
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'Wofür mein Herz schlägt'
Dieses Mahnmal für die Opfer der faschistischen Okkupation 1941 bis 1943 steht bei Amiras auf Kreta. Das Bild steht stellvertretend dafür, wofür mein Herz schlägt: für Gerechtigkeit und Demokratie, gegen Faschismus und Völkerhass. Große Worte, ich weiß. Aber das mit dem Herz ist auch so ein großes Ding für eine kleine Sache wie die Fotografie ...
#photography #fotografie #niewiederistjetzt
Das Strafverfahren gegen #X in #Deutschland
Die Staatsanwaltschaft #Göttingen ermittelt gegen Manager der #SocialMedia-Plattform wegen des Verdachts der Strafvereitelung.
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Deutsche Justiz knöpft sich Social-Media-Plattform X vor
Elon Musk spricht von «Meinungsfreiheit», will mit X aber nicht nach den in Europa geltenden Regeln spielen und blockt Anfragen von Strafverfolgungsbehörden ab. Nun wird gegen die Manager seiner Social-Media-Plattform ermittelt.Daniel Schurter (watson)
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"« Les castors sont des rongeurs semi-aquatiques, qui ont besoin de plans d’eau pour vivre, pour pouvoir plonger au moindre danger.
The post Grâce aux castors, ces rivières ardéchoises ont plus d’eau en plein été appeared first on Parole d'Animaux."
🔴 #A7Radio > #Sport > #ROHWrestling ✅
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⭐ #ROH Tag Team Championship
Sammy Guevara vient de perdre les titres Trios, arrivera t'il à reprendre les titres par équipe ? Il est accompagné par Rush!
Ce dernier détruit les Outrunners et empoche les titres et accueille Guevara dans la Faccion Ingobernales! #AndNew
#MastoCatch #NowWatching #World #Photography #Live #Fedicatch #Catch #Wrestling #Music #Highlights #Sports #France #Tv #ProWrestling #NJPW #Rewatch #ROHDBD
A7 Radio - 100% Mix
La stream @7 Radio 100% Mix est un flux musical qui diffuse les créations audios @7 Productiona7productions.blogspot.com
The money for general strengthening of the Danish infrastructure is still missing.
One could almost wish that we had a Chinese Minister of the Interior who could be responsible for the construction of Denmark. In China, the country is undergoing rapid development.
#US #EU #dkpol
New Comic Strip Found: Doonesbury - 2025-08-29 gocomics.com/doonesbury/2025/0…
Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for August 29, 2025 | GoComics
Read Doonesbury—a comic strip by creator Garry Trudeau—for today, August 29, 2025, and check out other great comics, too!www.gocomics.com
Non capisco le persone che si fanno prestare i soldi per fare le ferie.
Ma cosa sperano, di crepare prima di aver finito di restituirli (magari facendo pure gli straordinari), così ci pensano gli eredi?
Se sei in grado di restituire un prestito sei pure in grado di mettere da parte dei soldi (e senza interessi)… o è troppo difficile da capire?
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@Scimmia di Mare @rag. Gustavino Bevilacqua ma il mutuo per la prima casa non sono le ferie
il mutuo è per pagare qualcosa che bene o male mantiene il suo valore *e* che è indispensabile, quindi se tu non pagassi il mutuo dovresti comunque pagare un affitto
o un altro caso in cui un prestito può avere senso è per pagare degli strumenti di lavoro, grazie ai quali nel tempo riguadagni quello che hai speso.
ma le ferie sono una cosa che una volta fatta al massimo ti lascia dei bei ricordi, e si possono avere dei bei ricordi anche facendo attività più economiche
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TikTok introduce nuove funzionalità nei messaggi diretti:
📩 messaggi vocali in arrivo
📷 opzioni di condivisione immagini
🎥 video fino a un minuto
Solo per utenti 16+ per garantire un uso responsabile.
#TikTok #SocialMedia #Innovazione
Senegal’s Hidden Debt Crisis
Senegal is facing a severe financial crisis after the new government uncovered billions of dollars in hidden debt. Fiscal audits revealed that the budget deficit and public debt were far higher than previously reported by the former administration. The findings prompted the International Monetary Fund (IMF) to suspend a funding program worth nearly two billion dollars. This revelation shook investor confidence and raised serious questions about Senegal’s fiscal transparency.
Deficit Doubles in Scale
The Court of Auditors revealed that by the end of 2023 the deficit had reached more than 10 percent of GDP. This figure is double the official numbers, which previously reported a deficit of about 5 percent. Public debt was also revised upward from 74 percent to nearly 100 percent of GDP. Some analysts even placed the figure closer to 119 percent, meaning hidden liabilities of roughly 13 billion dollars.
The report triggered shockwaves in financial markets. Senegal’s eurobonds tumbled, while borrowing costs soared. Barclays and S&P Global placed Senegal among Africa’s most debt-distressed countries. The new government is under growing pressure to restore investor trust and secure renewed international support.
IMF Suspends Its Program
The IMF, which had approved a financing program of around 1.8 billion dollars, decided to suspend disbursement until Senegal provides greater transparency. “We need full data and clear remedial measures before resuming the program,” an IMF spokesperson told Reuters.
This decision further worsened Senegal’s fiscal troubles. Without IMF funds, the government struggles to cover immediate budgetary needs. Infrastructure projects risk being delayed, while public services face potential cuts.
Government’s Recovery Plan
Prime Minister Ousmane Sonko announced a recovery strategy that relies heavily on domestic financing. The government pledged to fund up to 90 percent of its recovery plan from domestic sources without taking on new foreign debt. Another key measure is economic rebasing, or recalculating GDP, which was last done in 2018. The rebasing is expected to make debt-to-GDP ratios look more sustainable.
The government has also postponed quarterly budget execution reports to ensure accuracy in published data. Transparency is now the central pillar of its fiscal reform, as credibility must be rebuilt from the ground up.
Social and Political Impact
The hidden debt crisis has not only shaken the economy but also stirred political tension. Citizens are questioning the integrity of former officials who allegedly concealed true fiscal numbers. At the same time, President Bassirou Diomaye Faye’s administration faces the difficult task of maintaining social stability amid tightening economic conditions.
Political analysts argue that this crisis could become a turning point for genuine fiscal reform. Yet without international backing and effective debt management, Senegal risks slipping deeper into economic distress.
Market Reactions
Global markets responded with caution. Senegal’s eurobonds, once considered attractive, are now trading at steep discounts. Investors demand higher yields due to increased default risk, driving up the cost of borrowing.
International credit rating agencies have also warned of possible downgrades if the situation does not improve. A downgrade would further damage Senegal’s position in global capital markets.
The Road Ahead
The Senegalese government stands at a crossroads. On one side, it must quickly regain fiscal credibility and secure IMF support. On the other, it faces urgent domestic development needs that cannot be postponed. The combination of domestic financing, improved transparency, and economic rebasing may offer temporary relief.
However, economists caution that these measures are not enough. Senegal must pursue structural reforms in debt management, strengthen public accounting systems, and establish independent oversight to prevent misreporting from recurring. Support from multilateral institutions and donor countries will be vital to determine the success of Senegal’s recovery.
Conclusion
Senegal’s hidden debt crisis is a stark reminder that fiscal transparency is essential for economic stability. The country now faces the challenge of balancing development needs with financial discipline. The government’s ability to manage this crisis will shape Senegal’s future reputation in international markets.
Also read our related coverage on global fiscal crises in developing nations to see how similar patterns are emerging worldwide.
Punk Rock History (@punkrockhistory.bsky.social)
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> Happy Birthday Lars Erik Dapelloaka aka Lars Frederiksen, guitarist and vocalist for the punk rock band Rancid, frontman of Lars Frederiksen and the Bastards and the Old Firm Casual, born on this day in 1971, Campbell, California #punk #punks #skapunkrock #rancid #history #punkrockhistory #otd
Acabo d'escoltar una conversa a la ràdio sobre conciliació familiar i places a @educaciocat
Què costa alhora de configurar les adjudicacions, de fer-ho amb paràmetres, a part de les competències, lloc de residència, desplaçaments i lloc de treball?
Programació avançada, inútils!
Call of duty — Ghosts: power, paranoia, and orbital tungsten rods — Folding Ideas
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#vulgarisation #éducPop #popCulture
- YouTube
Profitez des vidéos et de la musique que vous aimez, mettez en ligne des contenus originaux, et partagez-les avec vos amis, vos proches et le monde entier.www.youtube.com
“Activists take aim at right-wing dark money think tank Policy Exchange”
by The Canary @thecanaryuk
@BBC5Live
@BBCRadio4
@BBCNews
@guardian @Independent @thetimes
“Policy Exchange has advocated for and assisted the government to draft legislation. In particular, it has influenced elements seeking to restrict the effectiveness of climate-related protest, as revealed by Rishi Sunak while serving as prime minister”
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#Press #UK #ShutTheSystem #PolicyExchange #Activists
Policy Exchange protest: activists target dark money think tank
Activists have targeted right-wing Policy Exchange - the dark money think tank behind authoritarian anti-protest laws.The Canary
📈 Thermal Trace map shows feels-like temps reaching 46°C in Spain on 15 August - Rebecca Emerton, #C3S
📈 July 2025 temperature anomalies in the Arctic circle - ACCAP
📈 Highest temperature of 2025 (May 1 through Aug 15) in North America - Brian Brettschneider
WhatsApp fixes 'zero-click' bug used to hack Apple users with spyware | TechCrunch
A spyware vendor was behind a recent campaign that abused a vulnerability in WhatsApp to deliver an exploit capable of hacking into iPhones and Macs.Zack Whittaker (TechCrunch)
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Earthquake information= Magnitude: 3.5, Region: NEAR COAST OF CENTRAL PERU, Date time: 2025-08-30 09:39:29.0 UTC, Location: -12.69 ; -77.06, Depth: 38 km.EMSC - European-Mediterranean Seismological Centre
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Earthquake= Magnitude 3.5 - NEAR COAST OF CENTRAL PERU - 2025-08-30 09:39:29.0 UTC
Earthquake information= Magnitude: 3.5, Region: NEAR COAST OF CENTRAL PERU, Date time: 2025-08-30 09:39:29.0 UTC, Location: -12.69 ; -77.06, Depth: 38 km.EMSC - European-Mediterranean Seismological Centre
Da #LivelloSegreto seguo un utente con account su mastodon.social
Se lo cerco lo trovo e lo leggo, ma non vedo i suoi toot nella lista in cui l'ho inserito (nemmeno nella home, ma questo perché le utenze nella lista le ho volutamente nascoste dalla home).
È perché LS ha bloccato mastodon.social?
Questo impedisce di vedere i contenuti degli utenti che comunque ho deciso di seguire per i fatti miei?
no, è possibile seguire mastodon.social senza problemi.
Non ho capito se non vedi i suoi toot in generale o solamente nella lista in cui l'hai inserito.
sì, vedevo il profilo e i suoi toot cercandolo dalla barra di ricerca (su browser) ma non vedevo il suo ultimo toot nella lista dove l'avevo messo.
Ora in realtà vedo tutto e mi sa che forse ho sbagliato io e non ho scorso la lista fino al punto in cui, cronologicamente, si trovava il toot in questione. @capetaun @kenobit
#newz
Wegen sklavenähnlicher Arbeit: Brasilianisches Gericht verurteilt VW zu Strafe
Auf einer Farm im Amazonas-Gebiet sollen VW-Arbeiter in den 1970ern und 1980ern wie Leibeigene gehalten worden sein. Eine außergerichtliche Einigung mit Volkswagen do Brasil scheitert, nun verurteilt ein Gericht den Konzern.n-tv NACHRICHTEN
Interestingly Gillian Tett (FT) concludes that while a decade ago the talk was of China becoming more like the US, now in his second term, Trump's move to what Tett refers to as 'patriotic capitalism' (including the recent expansion of sate - partial - ownership of key US firms), the USA is starting to look a lot more like China.
Its an interesting potentiality (its nowhere near that yet) but I think she has the direction of travel right if Trump continues his current policy moves.
BehindBlueEyes.de: Netflix und der ständige Griff zur Fernbedienung behindblueeyes.de/lifehack_net…
#Blog
Netflix und der ständige Griff zur Fernbedienung
Man kuschelt sich auf der Couch ein, startet die Lieblingsserie auf Netflix – und schon geht das Spiel los. In leisen Dialogszenen muss man die Lautstärke erhöhen, in Actionszenen senken.BehindBlueEyes.de
Topic that we all randomly came up with her because we have never seen any discussion about it:
Wenn Leute hier immer noch vom #Neoliberalismus reden, haben sie #Trump & Co. nicht verstanden: Es geht längst nicht mehr um #Freihandel , sondern um Zölle & #Merkantilismus, damit auch #Inflation.
Die rechtslibertäre & oft auch korrupte #Politik der fossilen #Entsolidarisierung zerreißt Gesellschaften.
In #Indonesien gibt es bereits Tote bei Protesten, obwohl dort weder #AngelaMerkel noch #RobertHabeck regierten.
Der #Sozialstaat kostet nicht nur, er wahrt #Frieden! tagesschau.de/ausland/asien/in…
Regionalparlament in Indonesien bei Protesten in Brand gesetzt
Die Proteste in Indonesien gegen Luxus-Zulagen für Politiker eskalieren weiter: Demonstranten haben offenbar ein Regionalparlament in Brand gesetzt. Mindestens drei Menschen kamen dabei ums Leben.tagesschau.de
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An Ode to Lynn Conway, Pioneer transgender woman and computer engineer
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#transgender #trans #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA
Husband left us alone while he did his own thing. Emerged to find he is slow-cooking Chilli Con Carne for tomorrow night's dinner. The house smells detectably spicy.
Perhaps I'll just have a smidge more cheese and another glass of wine before I have a bath and get into my PJs. Saturday nights are full on around here.
#Suburbia #SaturdayNight #Weekends #Canberra #Australia
Nous les profs, on a reçu un courriel dans la messagerie académique
je me suis permise de le traduire :
"Chers et chères garderies ambulantes,
Alors que recommence le cirque annuel, je vous balance ce message pour sauver les apparences : ça fait plus humain qu’un tableau Excel et mon service de com est formel, vous aimez qu’on vous cause.
Vous portez sur vos épaules l’ambition qu’on fait miroiter à l’École, cette vitrine républicaine low cost qui tient debout parce que vous n’avez pas trouvé la sortie de secours. Entre les refus massifs de ruptures conventionnelles et vos démissions bloquées, vous êtes coincé·e·s, donc parfaits pour écoper ce Titanic de troisième zone qui prend l’eau de toutes parts. Ne vous inquiétez pas : nous vous offrirons une cuillère en plastique recyclé par an.
Par votre abnégation forcée, vous évitez l’effondrement complet de la façade décrépite de la République, et surtout vous occupez les mômes pendant que leurs parents font semblant de bosser, ces feignasses qu’on devrait presser encore plus, ou survivent au SMIC, sans parler des parasites au RSA qu’on enverra bientôt trimer pour encore moins, handicapés compris. Merci de nous éviter d’avoir à inventer une vraie politique sociale.
Chaque rentrée, on vous ressert les mêmes mots creux — « continuité », « espoir » — pour faire croire que ce n’est pas juste un hamster qui reprend sa roue, fatigué mais discipliné.
Nos priorités sont claires (sur PowerPoint seulement).
La première, c’est « protéger l’École » : autrement dit, donner l’illusion. Pas de surveillants, pas d’infirmières, mais des slogans, un hashtag anti-harcèlement, l’interdiction du portable au collège. En bonus, des cellules d’écoute où personne ne décroche, et des stages obligatoires pendant vos trop longues vacances.
La deuxième, c’est « préparer » : à serrer les dents. Repeindre les programmes de français et de maths pour la énième fois, caser un peu d’« éducation affective » pour meubler, et bricoler encore le bac pour qu’il ait l’air d’un diplôme, même s’il vaut un ticket de métro usagé.
Pour les filles, on sort le plan « Filles et Maths » : zéro budget, mais une jolie infographie PowerPoint (mon amour), couleurs garanties.
Bref, notre objectif commun : faire croire à l’émancipation de la jeunesse alors qu’on continue de la parquer et de la trier comme toujours.
Je sais pouvoir compter sur votre sens du devoir, c’est-à-dire votre résignation, en vous promettant mon « soutien indéfectible »… tant que vous ne faites pas grève, que vous restez bien sages et que vous ne rencontrez aucun problème avec un ou une élève. Suicidez-vous si vous voulez, mais ayez la décence de ne pas utiliser le matériel public pour ce faire..
Ensemble, avec confiance (en nos communicants) et détermination (à ne pas lâcher un centime), nous ferons tenir l’École de la République avec trois bouts de ficelle et beaucoup de storytelling.
Bonne rentrée, et surtout, bonne chance.
E.B.
(Non, pas Eddy Bellegueule)
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