Scientists have crossed the DNA of a crab with a cheetah.
They had to cancel the project because things went sideways *real* fast.
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Fornito da @altbot, generato localmente e privatamente utilizzando Gemma4:26b
@gabardino Una persona รจ visibile attraverso l'apertura di un treno che guarda verso una banchina. L'individuo ha capelli corti e chiari e indossa un cappotto grigio con cintura. Sullo sfondo, un grande cartello bianco riporta la scritta "GARLASCO". La banchina include un edificio giallo, piante in vasi di terracotta e una panchina di legno. La visuale รจ incorniciata dai bordi scuri della carrozza del treno.
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Personalmente preferisco il piano bar
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Computer Science 101.
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Gingobbรจ, gingobbรจ, gingolloduรจ, ouaffร diristurrai inuร ossopesleit. HE!
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" 2025 will be my year "
me in December 2025
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Life & businness goal pro tip.
Fondare un partito e chiamarlo "Astensionismo".
Non c'รจ di che.
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Wife has gone out to a 'tofu cookery masterclass'. Hoping she's really having an affair.
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Buon Natale !
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Fair warning.
(From: lemmy.ml/post/39269468 )
It's just around the corner
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Bit of a follow-up on this one...
(Source: lemmy.sdf.org/post/46047686 )
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:: Inutile la corsa in ospedale, morto il pensionato che aveva scialacquato in sesso, alcol e droga l'aumento di 3โฌ della pensione.
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There are famously two hard problems in computer science: cache invalidation, naming things, and off by one errors.
PS: Friendica status editor does not seem to have a language selector; hopefully this post-scriptum will give the oversmart algoritm some hints about it but I'm disappointed, given UX is not in the "hard problems" set ๐
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Today's #Muppets GIF of the Day is...
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:: Un papร scrive alla scuola: "Mio figlio non ha fatto i compiti delle vacanze perchรจ devo imparargli a vivere".
@Antonio Calice viva la scuola dell'obbligo! Parlare una lingua comune aiuta a fare grandi cose, che si possono fare solo assieme.
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:: Ansie casalinghe.
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Be safe out there!!
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Sounds like there might be some conflict: youtube.com/watch?v=LFrdqQZ8FFโฆ
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:: Ramy: "babbo mi hanno dato la cittadinanza italiana!" "Non rompere, non vedi sto lavorando?" "Mamma, mi hanno dato lo Ius soli!" "Ma che urli! Dammi una mano a stendere i panni!" Ramy: "10 minuti che sono italiano e questi extracomunitari mi stanno giร sul cazzo!"mastodon.uno/@Antonio1959...
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:: Ramy: "babbo mi hanno dato la cittadinanza italiana!" "Non rompere, non vedi sto lavorando?" "Mamma, mi hanno dato lo Ius soli!" "Ma che urli! Dammi una mano a stendere i panni!" Ramy: "10 minuti che sono italiano e questi extracomunitari mi sโฆMastodon Uno Social - Italia
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:: Pirle di Saggezza ::
Il vero viaggiatore รจ chi riesce a cagare subito in qualsiasi luogo.
Il vero viaggiatore รจ chi riesce a cagare subito in qualsiasi luogo.
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:: Sono a casa da amici. Stiamo preparando la cena.
Risotto con salsiccia.
La ricetta dice : un pugno a testa.
QUA ร IL DELIRIO
Risotto con salsiccia.
La ricetta dice : un pugno a testa.
QUA ร IL DELIRIO
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non capisco perchรฉ si debba dare un pugno a ogni persona che mangia il risotto, anche perchรฉ non credo sia la dose, se non per sentire se il riso sia cotto...
@Antonio Calice io sapevo due pugni a testa piรน uno "per la pentola".
Lo avete dato almeno uno schiaffetto alla pentola ?
@elif considera solo un assaggio anche questa, di dose...
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@elif that makes sense, doesn't it ?
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ADORO IL GENIO - AVVISO AI NAVIGANTI
...E buonanotte ai suonatori.
#adoroilgenio #17maggio #suono #tromba #corno #AVVISO #avvisoainaviganti
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#Humour #StarTrek #TNG #SciFi
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