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Q: How much do you need to spend on mattresses for it to get mentioned in a DOJ press release about your $11 million crypto theft?

A: $638,000, which I did not realize was a plausible mattress budget

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Was this mattress attached to a yacht or something like that?
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“how are you sleeping after committing this awful crime?” “Oh pretty well actually!”

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FFS what a deviant, two matresses for $638,000? Normal folks in Hollywood would spend that on cocaine and sex workers.

"Rinsch liked the Hästens Grand Vividus mattress so much that he decided to buy a second one, the salesperson testified Friday." businessinsider.com/carl-rinsc…

hastens.com/us/grand-vividus

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me: well maybe it is, what if it was a lot of mattresses. Oh… two
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Someone is reenacting H.C. Andersens "The Princess and the Pea"? 😆
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in reply to Molly White

I don't follow the math. If "most" of $11 million is lost, how can the "rest" be spent on over $7.7 mio plus crypto gambling?
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I knew it was possible to spend a few thousand on a mattress. I did not know it was possible to spend a few hundred thousand on a mattress.
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Y'all are ignoring the obvious:

Mattresses with benefits.

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Well, the grifter got grifted. Obviously there is more Money to be made with mattresses, than in crypto coins.

That's >300k per piece, a level Bitcoin didn't reach ever. Wait until the bros find out, Snooze3.0 incoming, and a mattress exchange.

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Finally we have an answer to the age-old question "how do all these mattress stores stay open": every once in a while someone comes in and buys the $300k mattress and somehow doesn't get the usual $298k discount.
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It's $8000 for the air mattresses, and $630,000 for the people inflating them by mouth every night.
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The mattress itself was just a regular mattress. It was the process by which it was infused with genuine unicorn farts that made it so special.
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this reminds me that I really should replace the mattress I got from children's services when I was 13 lol.
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In case anyone is wondering what fucking mattress could cost almost $400,000. I highly recommend watching the promotional videos on that page. It's beyond parody.

hastens.com/us/grand-vividus

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And I thought a Sleep Number bed was pricy! For that much money it better massage my balls and change the channel for me. 🤣
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me: nah, that’s gotta be autocorrect & _mistresses_.
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Wait, he got 5 Rolls-Royces and a Ferrari for $2.4 million? That sounds like a good deal (speaking as someone who does not know what the bulk discount on Rolls-Royces are).
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I get paying a lot for a good mattress... especially "unusual" sizes are hard to get by. But that's ... that's just no.
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$2.4 million for 5 Rollers and a standard-colour Ferrari?
They were pretty cheap. Must be a fistful of faults.
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maybe there was cash stuffed into those mattresses, so they were an investment category?