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We all dream of being in Starfleet and being an officer … but let’s face it, some of us would end up as maintenance technician, entry level.

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in reply to GayDeceiver

If I can be a maintenance technician on the Enterprise, then I'll be happy too. 🖖

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in reply to Roknrol

@roknrol
Wearily heading up there with your bucket after Riker's been in there again
in reply to Beelzeben

@TheBreadmonkey Ryker nothing...Worf is the real problem. And don't get me started on Morn.
in reply to Roknrol

@roknrol @TheBreadmonkey Yeah you can never tell whether Worf’s been fighting or fucking. 🤢
in reply to Roknrol

@roknrol @TheBreadmonkey It's post scarcity.

I'd be living on a planet outside of the federation having gene edited myself to immortality, and then I'd be doing whatever I want for the rest of my long ass live.

Imagine joining Starfleet?

You'd have to be ill or vainglorious to do that.

in reply to Patrick

@PatrickoftheG Might want to watch those episodes again - a lot of colonies that 100% still had scarcity (all those "we're delivering desperately needed supplies" episodes...)
in reply to anyGould

It's funny because we're living in a post-scarcity society right now, we make more food than anyone can eat. In fact, many ancient societies were post-scarcity, because there just wasn't any scarcity. Scarcity tends to be a temporary state that eliminates itself either by starvation, migration, imports, or ecological recovery. The modern myth that everything is scarce always all the time pretty much only exists so you won't notice the rich guy pocketing all the abundance for himself.

So that's why Star Trek has starving miners even though replicators are a thing.

CC: @PatrickoftheG@mastodon.social

in reply to anyGould

@PatrickoftheG For me, if we're truly post-scarcity I'll take a small ship (like, Runabout size is A-OK), and go Space RVing.
in reply to anyGould

@anyGould Oh, I just want the fancy genetic engineering that I know is available out there. After that I wouldn't mind going back to live in the federation again.
in reply to Roknrol

@roknrol
And why is there not a robot doing this? I know why, he’s on the bridge being all sciencey and piloty and has a better union.
in reply to Roknrol

@roknrol used to work with a guy that was his dream job..
.johnny?
in reply to Joe Maggard

@joe_maggard Lol, nope. Something to strive for if you have the exact right lack of talent and beauty.
in reply to GayDeceiver

Okay, but we’d giggle every time we were told to crawl through a Jefferies tube.

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in reply to ADHDean

@adhdeanasl
Chief, where are you going?

Just off to drain the Jeffries tube, sir!

in reply to GayDeceiver

You can't force me into any Jeffries tube, no way no how!

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some of us work the night shift studying moss on the USS Vallejo and love it

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Or running a small remote transporter station on the dark side of a Jovian moon.

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@BillSaysThis
Dark side of a Jovian Moon? Sign me up!

Since transporters have a largish range, I could commute from Earth to Io or some other place like that every morning. I would not mind at all.