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in reply to Eugen Rochko

This should clearly be the handle of your siteสปs parody account over on the bird site!
in reply to Eugen Rochko

That should be your new alias. Kinda like "Tim Apple". Thanks Mediaite!
in reply to Eugen Rochko

Is this the movie where they kill his mammoth and then he goes crazy?
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Does this mean there'll be John Mastodon mugs, with the image of himself in a business power pose printed on it? I'd buy one of those .. perhaps not the John Mastodon calendar though..
in reply to Eugen Rochko

AND HIS NAME WAS JOHNNNNNNNNNN MASTODON ๐ŸŽต ๐ŸŽต ๐ŸŽต
in reply to Eugen Rochko

Can the Mastodon mascot be renamed (named?) "John", now? Please?
in reply to Eugen Rochko

Petition to tell people that you can't buy Mastodon because John won't sell it.
in reply to Eugen Rochko

๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ oh my god. ๐Ÿค—Journalism? ๐Ÿ˜†
in reply to Eugen Rochko

"...and lo, it came to pass that December 17 became known as John Mastodon Day..."
in reply to Eugen Rochko

I don't know about that john mastodon guy, but add Interlingua and Interlingue to Mastodon's interface language list on crowdin.
in reply to Eugen Rochko

Maybe if they had higher text contrast, these things wouldn't happen!
in reply to Eugen Rochko

So won't the real John Mastodon please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up? ๐ŸŽต
in reply to Eugen Rochko

We refugees from the birdshite should all go back there today and post "Who is John Mastodon?"
in reply to Eugen Rochko

Letโ€™s be consistent: Push #johnmastodon and see how far up it gets trending ๐Ÿ˜œ
in reply to Eugen Rochko

the best part may be I accidentally misread this to say "Join Mastodon" before I saw the story.
in reply to Eugen Rochko

heโ€™s such a nice guy too. And he did such a great job founding Mastodon!
in reply to Eugen Rochko

someone should call that media site for an interview and pretend to be John M.
in reply to Eugen Rochko

This is both hilarious and I'm already dreading how long it's going to last.
in reply to Eugen Rochko

โ€œLive For Nothing, Or Die For Something.โ€ (John Mastodon)
in reply to Eugen Rochko

My name is Mastodon, John Mastodon ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚
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in reply to Eugen Rochko

his name was John Mastodon. His name was John Mastodon. His name was John Mastodon...
in reply to Eugen Rochko

for context:

chaos.social/@rixx/10953049887โ€ฆ

in reply to Eugen Rochko

๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿคฃ

web.archive.org/web/2022121623โ€ฆ

#JohnMastodon

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in reply to Eugen Rochko

People need to remember it's not just John Mastodon we should credit for all this. Don't forget Fred Verse, too! Owner of the Activity Pub.
in reply to Eugen Rochko

"oh please: John Mastodon is my father. I go by Johnny Masto or J-Mast for short."
in reply to Eugen Rochko

My name is Mastodon. John Mastodon. A vodka martini. Shaken, not stirred. ๐Ÿ˜Ž ๐Ÿธ
in reply to Eugen Rochko

I am John Mastodon

(we're doing the Spartacus thing, right?)

in reply to Eugen Rochko

John Mastodon is the only person to fight Chuck Norris and they both called it a draw.
in reply to Eugen Rochko

That didn't last long . . .

Changing the i in Join to h in John,

But there are still plenty of letters left in the alphabet.

Joan Mastodon is available as of this toot.

in reply to Eugen Rochko

Ah yes the frontman of Mastodon. Guy with the beard here. Wrote some open source social media platform and also tours regularly with his Atlanta-based metal band. Their second album is really good.
in reply to Eugen Rochko

did you already get a "Dear John letter" from SpaceKaren? ๐Ÿ˜‚
in reply to Eugen Rochko

I heard John Mastodon had no problems getting past the doorman at Berghain. ๐Ÿ˜ #johnmastodon
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(By the way: This also answers the merchandise question: We want it with #johnmastodon) ๐Ÿ˜
in reply to Eugen Rochko

Sorry, can you tell them No.

Just that I've already got three John's in my world right now, and it's my John limit

My John
Our John
Uncle Cecil who is called John
(everyone has one of those uncles, right?)

in reply to Eugen Rochko

This site is free.

(But do tip your server, Patreon starts at only $1USD/month!)

in reply to Eugen Rochko

is this going to be our '30-50 feral hogs'?

What a time to be alive!

in reply to Eugen Rochko

I propose that December 16th will henceforth be known as "John Mastodon Day" a bit like Twitter's "Ed Balls Day" but actually funny.
in reply to Eugen Rochko

Wenn du tatsรคchlich John heiรŸen wรผrdest, kรถnnten zumindest die ganzen angelsรคchsischen Journalisten deinen Namen richtig aussprechen ๐Ÿคฃ
in reply to Eugen Rochko

I'm afraid so. #JohnMastodon is trending #1.

(Suddenly as I type this I realize it originated in a typo or misreading of "Join Mastodon". Because of course.)

in reply to Eugen Rochko

the secretโ€™s out, youโ€™ve been unmaskedโ€ฆ doxxed even
in reply to Eugen Rochko

is this guy hot? Rich? A weirdo? Whatโ€™s the fucking deal with John Mastodon? I feel confused.
in reply to Eugen Rochko

or perhaps his lesser-known counterpart, El Seรฑor Mastodono.
in reply to Eugen Rochko

Is that your real name? Is Eugen Rochko just an alias?

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in reply to Eugen Rochko

Hilariously someone has set up a LinkedIn for #JohnMastodon

Under education "Invented social media. Invented memes." ๐Ÿ˜‚

linkedin.com/in/john-mastodon-โ€ฆ

in reply to Eugen Rochko

Thanks God, we can follow now also THE John Mastodon at #LinkedIn
Seems he works as a penguin rancher.
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Eugen Rochko
@hee_katie @jill @feditips You are talking to two people from two different servers right now. What's the problem?
in reply to Eugen Rochko

Strokes dog tags between fingers and says sarcastically,
โ€œMastodon. John J?โ€
John looked at the man silentlyโ€ฆ
in reply to Eugen Rochko

so, Iโ€™m finding a little bit tricky to follow the conversations here. Trying to get used to.
in reply to Eugen Rochko

John Mastodon used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady!
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